Runners-Up
“Don’t worry. I can remove that horn in Photoshop.”
—John Greene Martinez, Georgia
“... And here’s one of you when you were just a kid.”
—Steve Dutter Wild Rose, Wisconsin
Winner
“Look, you have 24 hits on eFarmony.com.”
—Deborah Peters Athelstane, Wisconsin
To enter an upcoming caption contest, see the photo on page 123.
Reader’s Digest The Genius Section
124 september 2019 | rd.com
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