20 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED | AUGUST 26–SEPTEMBER 2, 2019
MOVIES
Will They
Build It?
Paying homage to Field of Dreams,
the Yankees and the White Sox
will play a game in a cornfield in
Iowa next August—which got us
thinking: What other TV or movie
venue deserves to come to life?
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TA KI NG NA ME S
BY DAN GARTLAND
A frozen-over lake in
the mountains sounds,
well, cold, but it’d
look incredible.
Let’s see the Cowboys and
the Giants face off at a
peewee field in Ohio—or in
an annexed Puerto Rico.
Jimmy Chitwood’s backyard
basket just beats out a game
of mini hoops on the ISS
(in honor of Space Jam).
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Any Size McCaffrey Coffee
Cohen’s Fashion Optical
He Went to Jared
Waiting for Goedert
Keke, Do You Love Me?
Hotline Sterling
Jack Doyle Rules!
Judge Ito
Horses in the Dak
Fuller House
Baby Chark
Easy Brees-y
Honey Funchess of Oats
Penny for Your Thoughts
Super Mariota Bros.
King Dede(de)
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