Soap Opera Digest – September 02, 2019

46

AMBITIONS

(At the women’s summit,

Stephanie’s mother gives

Amara the brush-off;

Amara then bumps into a

friendly face, Rondell.)

Rondell: “How are you

liking the summit?”

Amara: “Well, alcohol

helps.”

(Later, Rondell replies to

Stephanie’s crack about

her not going to college.)

Rondell: “Being your

sister-in-law all these

years should net me

an honorary Ph.D. in

bitchology.”

BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL

(Baby Phoebe/Beth smiles

at Liam.)

Liam: “Did you see that?

She totally got my joke!”

Steffy: “I think it was

gas.”

DAYS OF OUR LIVES

(Ted enlightens Chloe

about the diamond

necklace that Rex gave

her.)

Ted: “The necklace

belongs to me.”

Chloe: “Okay, and I’m

standard for bliss, you

really need to raise the

bar.”

(Chelsea is taken aback

when she senses the spirits

surrounding Ava.)

Chelsea: “My goodness,

you’re the Coachella of

dead people!”

(Later, Chelsea gives

her psychic assessment

of Ava.)

Chelsea: “You are

truly a haunted soul.

The afterlife clings to

you like you’re cat hair

on a black suit.”

YOUNG AND RESTLESS

(Mariah is concerned after

running into Sharon at the

coffeehouse.)

Mariah: “Wait ... some-

thing’s wrong.”

Sharon: “I’ll be fine.”

Mariah: “Did you sleep

last night? Because, no

offense, but you kind of

look like patient zero of the

zombie apocalypse.” 

supposed to just take

your word for it?”

Ted: “Where did you

get it?”

Chloe: “That’s none of

your business.”

Ted: “I’m telling you,

this is my necklace.”

Chloe: “And I’m sure

with your eyes you’d

look smashing in it but

it’s not.”

GENERAL HOSPITAL

(Liesl is upset to hear that

Nina invited Hayden for

dinner.)

Liesl: “I would rather

eat with the horses than

Hayden Barnes.”

Nina: “Okay, great. Just

don’t set fire to the stables

this time.”

(Nina then expresses her

happiness that Crimson

is doing well.)

Nina: “And on top of

those two things, my

remarkable aunt did

not drown.”

Liesl: “If that is your

Forget MOM!

Some Of TV’s

Funniest Lines

Are On Soaps.

HOWARD WISE/JPI

classic

Less Than:

Y&R’s Mariah

(Camryn

Grimes, far

r.) observed

that Sharon

(Sharon

Case) didn’t

look so lively.