Krash – September 2019

RIB TICKLERS

WARM UP YOUR FUNNY

BONES THISWINTER

WITHTHESE JOKES.

Q:Whatdid

thepapersay

tothepencil?

A:“Write

on!”

Q:What

kind

of

bird

works

ata

construction

site?

A:The

crane.

Q:Howdo

beesgetto

school?

A:Bythe

school

buzz!

Q:Wheredoes

aboatgowhen

it’ssick?

A:Tothedock!

Q:Whydid

the

dinosaur

crossthe

road?

A:Toeatthe

chickens

ontheother

side.

Q:Wheredidthe

musicteacherleave

hiskeys?

A:Inthepiano.

Q:What

is

adentist’s

favourite

animal?

A:Amolar

bear!

Q:How

canyou

tell

theocean

isfriendly?

A:Itwaves.

Q:What

didthe

big

flower

sayto

the

little

flower?

A:“Hey,

bud!”

Q:Whywasthe

mathbooksad?

A:Becauseit

hadtoomany

problems.

Q:What

isblack,

white,

greenand

bumpy?

A:Apickle

wearing

atuxedo.

Q:What

doyou

doif

ateacher

rolls

her

eyesat

you?

A:Pick

them

upand

rollthem

back.

Q:Why

didthe

computer

keep

sneezing?

A:It

hada

virus.

Q:How

do

you

make

a

walnut

laugh?

A: Crack it up!

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