Krash – September 2019

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ne day during sport, we were playing
T-Ball and when I hit the ball Imissed
and accidentally farted super loudly. I had
to run to the toilets and did a massive poo.
But while I was doing my
poo, one of my friends
ran in and shouted
“OMG THERE’S A
MASSIVE SPIDER,
AHHHHHH ITS GONNA
BITE ME!” I was so
terrified that I ran out of
the bathroom straight
away but I forgot to
pull my pants up and
my girlfriend saw me
and started laughing
her head off like
everyone else. For
the rest of the year
I was named:
Mr Oopsie
Pants.

Nicko


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wasatschoolgettingreadyforan
ordinarydayandI hadtoreadto
some little kids. There was a bunch of
people near the door of the classroom
I had to go to so I edged around them.
I finished my reading and the people
that were there before were still there!
So I went around them again and,
because my mum works at the school
I go to, I saw her talking to an adult.
They had just finished talking and
started to walk away when I went
up to hug. But the person I hugged
was not my Mum, it was the other
person! She gave me a strange look, I
apologised and gave my Mum a hug.
I was so embarrassed but no one saw
me so I thought I would be OK. But
then later that day we had to share
your most embarrassing secret with
a teacher! When I told the teacher
about my embarrassment she laughed
at me! I was so ashamed! I hid under
my hoodie all of the day for the next
month! I still remember when it
happened three years like it was only
yesterday! Then later a month ago we
had to share our most embarrassing
moment again. Luckily it was with a
friend and not a teacher. Anyway see
you later KRASH Heads! Mitchell
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ne day I was making corn over a
fire, and I was also playing on my
iPad. I didn’t hear the corn cracking
because I had my headphones on. The
corn made the biggest pop in world
and I jumped. Unfortunately there was
a bucket. I tripped over it and landed
on around 60 thorns. I jumped up in
pain while my family and others were
laughing their heads off. P.S KRASH,
your mags are awesome. Pavan

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