Los Angeles Times - 13.08.2019

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LATIMES.COM/CALENDAR TUESDAY, AUGUST 13, 2019E3


In the “Angry Birds”
video games, you use a
slingshot to lob flightless
buzzards at wobbly for-
tresses stacked with snick-
ering green pigs. Some quick
mental physics is involved,
depending on how carefully
you care to estimate the tra-
jectory of each bird and the
height of each structure.
But the satisfactions of
these puzzles are as basic
and primal as an explosion
in a Michael Bay movie.
They have a wondrous con-
ceptual simplicity.
The “Angry Birds” mov-
ies, for all their virtues, do
not. The first one, released


to great commercial success
in 2016, pulled off the dubious
trick of turning these
squawking projectiles into
characters, each with its
own wisecracks and neuro-
ses. The angriest bird was
Red (voiced by Jason
Sudeikis), shunned by ev-
eryone else for his short
fuse and thick eyebrows un-
til he proved himself a hero
at heart. It was pretty good
fun, all in all, even if some
of the gags and misunder-
standings felt tacked on.
Birds go whoosh, pigs go
boom — what is there to
misunderstand?
“The Angry Birds Movie
2,” a riotous burst of com-
puter-animated slapstick
silliness directed by Thurop
Van Orman, further compli-
cates the plot and the char-
acter dynamics — gratui-
tously, but enjoyably. Things
are looking up for Red, who
is now celebrated rather
than ostracized. (He may,
however, be ostrich-sized.

It’s hard to tell. These things
aren’t drawn to scale.) Red
is now the beloved hero of
Bird Island and the leader of
its ongoing prank war with
Leonard (Bill Hader) and all
the other annoying green
oinksters on Pig Island.
You may recall that in the
previous episode, the pigs
stole and nearly ate all the
birds’ eggs, an episode of at-
tempted mass child murder
that is amusingly shrugged
off here. In perhaps the most
startling development, and
one that may strike loyal
fans as a bit of a betrayal, the

pigs are no longer the birds’
swine — er, sworn enemies.
The screenplay (by Peter
Ackerman, Eyal Podell and
Jonathon E. Stewart) con-
trives a third island, whose
inhabitants have begun us-
ing a powerful cannon to
shoot massive balls of ice at
their avian and porcine
neighbors, a threat so seri-
ous that Red and Leonard
call a truce and join forces.
There’s something ad-
mirable, and perhaps in-
structive, about the idea of
two rival factions putting
aside their differences to
deal with a drastic change in
the weather. But the enemy
here isn’t environmental.
The leader of that third is-
land is Zeta, a foul-tempered
purple eagle who looks like
what you’d get if Gonzo the
Muppet mated with a palm
tree. Zeta has her reasons
for pummeling her neigh-
bors with balls of ice and,
eventually, balls of lava, and
it’s a giddy delight to hear

Leslie Jones articulate them
in long, indignant, screech-
tacular monologues.
The complications are lu-
dicrous, but the movie navi-
gates them with cheek and
verve, and the jokes land
with surprising consistency.
Zeta-Jones, as I’m tempted
to call her, gives easily the
movie’s most memorable
performance, though you
may also recognize Tiffany
Haddish and Awkwafina in
trusty sidekick roles. Josh
Gad and Danny McBride
are back as Red’s depend-
able feathered friends,
Chuck and Bomb. So is Pe-
ter Dinklage as Mighty
Eagle, the rare bird here with
the power of flight, a talent
he makes up for by being in-
ept in most other respects.
And then there is Chuck’s
little sister, Silver (Rachel
Bloom), a plucky engineer
who quickly establishes
herself as the brains of the
outfit and who thus provides
Red with a humbling lesson

in not (ahem) hogging the
glory. Silver’s problem-solv-
ing skills, which at one point
require her to make some
quick calculations of arcs
and angles, come as a brief
reminder of the games’ origi-
nal pleasures.
“The Angry Birds Movie
2,” with its manic but never
frenetic barrage of puns,
needle drops and romantic
subplots, pays a few cin-
ematic dividends that a
touch-screen interface can-
not. The lush island visuals
are lovelier and more beauti-
fully textured than they
have any need to be: A scene
of three little hatchlings on
abeach, trying to rescue
some runaway eggs in a de-
lightful subplot, is worth it
just to see the tiny grains of
sand clinging to their feath-
ers. Also, if memory serves,
the games don’t include the
best scene of urinal-adja-
cent action-comedy since
“Mission: Impossible — Fall-
out.” Maybe they should.

RED(voiced by Jason Sudeikis, center) is flanked by hatchlings, left, Chuck (voiced by Josh Gad) and Bomb (voiced by Danny McBride) in “The Angry Birds Movie 2.”


Sony Pictures

MOVIE REVIEW


Feathers and zingers fly in funny sequel


The exuberantly


cheeky, silly ‘Angry


Birds Movie 2’ soars


higher than the first.


JUSTIN CHANG
FILM CRITIC


standards of poetry collec-
tions. Berman’s appeal was
never broad, but, as the out-
pouring of articles mourning
his death at 52 on
Wednesday— since ruled a
suicide — has made clear, it
was deep.
His imagery and voice
were redolent of a child’s op-
timism at the outset of an ad-
venture looking for treasure,
and in his poems and lyrics
one found all sorts of valu-
able gifts and amulets to
ward off demons. You could
carry them in your mind’s
front pocket, touch them for
strength.
Berman was generous,
even regal, in his free associ-
ative poetry, but also fragile.
When he came to New York
to read his work at an Open
City event, he was confident,
demure, an oracle in a
Brooks Brothers shirt. The
fragility came when you en-
gaged with the work.
“Souvenirs always re-
mind you of buying them,” is
one of my most prized
Berman epigrams. I think of
it often. When I apply the
logic of the line to my experi-
ence of receiving that gift,
you could say that I am al-
ways thinking of how I came
to know David Berman — the
work and then the man.


Losing a friend


I was at a bar when I
heard the news. I never
spend time in bars anymore.
But that is where I was when
a friend texted saying,
“Berman gone.”
“What?” I wrote back.
My friend sent a link. No
need to click. It was all in the
headline.
I was shocked. Later this
would seem like a silly re-
sponse. The guy talked
openly about suicide and de-
pression. But, but, but ... he
had just made a record, his
first in a decade! It was really
good! He was about to go on
tour. Days away from the
first show. And then in the
fall he would come to New
Orleans — “New Orleans”
being the title of one of his
more evocative songs — and


give a reading as part of a
series of talks I helped organ-
ize at Tulane University
through the environmental
studies program. It was a bit
of a reach to have him as part
of the environmental studies
program, but why not? What
other poet drew such inspi-
ration from the banalities of
the built environment. We ti-
tled it, “American Water and
Actual Air.”
Five minutes went by. I
told my friends at the bar.
Another five minutes. Then I
took my phone downstairs to
the bathroom. Before I even
looked at the text again, a lit-
tle rainstorm came over me. I
got rid of it in the bathroom.
The phone kept buzzing.
Like watching people lifted
up by a wave as it moves in
real time through water,
then lowered back down.
“Have you heard the news ...”

Retracing the past
Earlier this summer, a
guy walked by with a tote bag
on which were the words, “All
you wanted was everything.”
“Hey,” I said, “is that tote
bag a reference to the
Stephen Malkmus lyric?”
It was. We had a happy
moment of mutual recogni-
tion, and then we had a little
ecclesiastical argument
about the meaning of the
words on his bag. They are
from the chorus to the song
“Church on White,” from
Malkmus’ first solo record in


  1. The lyric: “All you really
    wanted was everything, plus
    everything. And the truth I
    only poured you half a line,”
    is how he sings it once, but
    then the next time around
    the phrasing veers into, “I
    only poured you half a life.”
    The tote bag guy felt oth-
    erwise, went to the phone
    and produced a lyrics web-
    site attesting to, “I only
    poured you half alive.”
    No need to be definitive.
    The lyrics and the song
    are referencing Robert Bing-
    ham, who lived in Manhat-
    tan at 38 White St., just off
    Church Street, in a loft that
    contained the office of Open
    City, which for the first nine
    years of its existence was a


literary magazine. The
books part came about when
Bingham wanted to publish
the debut poetry collection
of his friend David Berman. I
was against it. I loved the po-
ems, was into Berman, but I
felt it was enough of a pro-
duction doing a magazine.
Who needs the added hassle
of a press?
Bingham was very keen
to do it. Somehow the big
publishing houses had
passed on Berman’s manu-
script, and here we were. “Ac-
tual Air” was the first title
from Open City Books.
(“Venus Drive,” by Sam Lip-
syte, was the second book,
also brought in by Bingham,
the guy had style.)
I was always proud of
Open City’s parties. Many of
the really memorable ones,
to the extent I remember
them, took place at Bing-
ham’s loft. The last one held
there was Berman’s book
party. Bingham died sud-
denly later that year, in No-
vember of 1999, from a drug
overdose. Berman wrote a
song about him, too, “Death
of an Heir of Sorrows.” I can’t

quite see the lyrics on a bag.
“When I was summoned
to the phone / I knew in my
bones that you had died
alone.”
But listening to the song
again, I hear plenty of those
lines you can pocket, among
them, “We’d never been
promised there would be a
tomorrow.’’

One of the greats
Berman to me, and who
knows how many others, by
email, on May 2017, verbatim:
“im trying to write an al-
bum and its hard. ive always
wondered about this......why
people who write songs lose
it so early in life. im finding
out, and trying to see if i can
beat it.”
He sent me the Purple
Mountains record in ad-
vance, attached to an email. I
listened to the first song,
“That’s Just the Way That I
Feel.” I thought, he beat it!
He made a great record. It
sounded like he never left.
But I listened only once,
and didn’t listen to the rest of
the record. After a few weeks
I realized it might be rude to

not respond.
I wrote him, explaining
that having looked forward
to the record for so long I
couldn’t bring myself to lis-
ten to it.
He replied:
“have you not listened
yet? i would do that. wait for
a while.”

Family ties
Berman gave a talkat a
writers’ conference Open
City put on in 2010. It turned
out to be the last hurrah of
the magazine, which closed
up at the end of that year af-
ter 20 years, a good number, a
good run. He spoke extem-
poraneously for about 90
minutes. It made an enor-
mous impact on the audi-
ence and impressed me as
being brilliant. It was at this
talk that Berman spoke
most articulately and pas-
sionately about his project to
document the sins of his fa-
ther, the lobbyist Rick
Berman.
He wrote me in 2017:
“I sat on the sidelines for
my entire forties. What man
does that?”
The answer might be: a
man who wants to take down
his father.
A heroic, if Oedipal task,
especially if your father is
Rick Berman, a professional
sower of doubt and confu-
sion on behalf of industries
like alcohol, tobacco, etc.
I want to tell you of one
Berman moment that al-
ways stayed with me, an ex-
ample of the way his mind
worked:
I was on the phone with
him sometime around 2014 or
so. The book about his father
was progressing fitfully, if at
all, but HBO had expressed
interest in adapting it as a se-
ries. There had been meet-
ings and so forth. Contracts
drawn up. It was happening.
But then he had decided
against it. Scuttled the proj-
ect.
I paced back and forth,
getting more and more agi-
tated, while he explained to
me the problem. I could
hardly hear what he was say-
ing because I was moaning

and groaning and saying,
“You killed the deal? You
killed the deal? Why did you
kill the deal?”
I was saying, in essence,
“Oh my God, all that mon-
ey!”
But he finally got to the
point and it shut me up. “I re-
alized they would have made
him an antihero. That is
what they do.” He referenced
“The Sopranos,” “Mad Men.”
I saw his point. He wanted to
take down his father, but
HBO was going to make a
show that made his father
the Tony Soprano of Wash-
ington, D.C., lobbying. And
that was not the truth that
Berman was trying to get at.

Still reeling
“Berman gone.”
I was shocked. Shocked!
But this is what happens
when you know artists, said
a friend, a kind remark that
elides drugs and I don’t know
what else. The William Max-
well novel “So Long, See You
Tomorrow” turns on some-
one who meant to say, “I
couldn’t bear it,” but instead
says, “I can’t bear it.” It gets
better. It never gets better.
On the first day of the
post-Berman era, there was
an impromptu gathering at
the former Whitney Museum
on Madison Avenue, where
Berman and Malkmus had
once worked as museum
guards after college. Various
people read Berman’s work
into a tiny bullhorn. The
building, a Brutalist slate
gray cube, never looked
more like a tomb. Little jew-
els from David Berman’s
mind emanated from the
tiny bullhorn, drifting like
bubbles. I glimpsed them
here and there above the av-
enue. They felt different now.
“If Christ had died in a hall-
way we might pray in hall-
ways or wear little golden
hallways around our necks,”
floated by. I watched it drift
up the side of the museum,
carried by an invisible cur-
rent of air.

Thomas Beller is the
director of creative writing
at Tulane University.

Friendship, sweet sorrow with David Berman


[B erman, from E1]


LATE ARTISTDavid Berman, left, friend Thomas
Beller and wife and former bandmate Cassie Berman.

Photo from Thomas Beller

‘The Angry


Birds Movie 2’


Rating:PG, for rude humor
and action
Running time:1 hour, 36
minutes
Playing:In general release
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