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FV 19 Sky 111 Freesat 157 Virgin 127 /HD 2275USA
FV 21 Sky 141 (Scot 169 ) Freesat 129 Virgin 153
5STAR
FV 30 Sky 128 Freesat 131 Virgin 151Drama
FV 20 Sky 143 Freesat 158 Virgin 130Pick
FV 11 Sky 152 Freesat 144 Virgin 123E4
FV 13 Sky 135 Freesat 122 Virgin 106 /HD 145
Film4
FV 14 Sky 313 Freesat 300 Virgin 428 /HD 429More4
FV 18 Sky 136 Freesat 124 Virgin 147 /HD 1956.00 AM Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
6.10 Rules of Engagement Double-bill.
6.55 Speechless US comedy series.
9.25 Don’t Tell the Bride Reality series.
10.30 Wife Swap USA Reality series.
11.30 The Goldbergs Double-bill.
12.30 PM Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1.30 Young Sheldon Double-bill.
2.30 The Big Bang Theory Double-bill.
(S12, ep23) 3.00 (S12, ep24)
3.30 The Big Bang Theory of Everything
4.30 f 101 Dalmatians Comedy.
Cruella De Vil tries to turn a litter
of puppies into a fur coat. Stars
Glenn Close. (1996, U) ★★★★
6.30 The Big Bang Theory US comedy.
11.00 AM fConeheads Fantasy
comedy. (1993, PG) ★★★★
12.45 PM fPaddington Family
comedy adventure starring Hugh
Bonneville. (2014, PG) ★★★★
2.35 fHome Alone 3 Comedy
sequel. An eight-year-old uses
an arsenal of home-made booby
traps to fend off a gang of crooks.
Stars Alex D Linz. (1997, PG) ★★
4.40 fVolcano Disaster movie. An
emergency expert and a scientist
try to save the residents of Los
Angeles when a volcano erupts
in the middle of the city. Stars
Tommy Lee Jones. (1997, 12) ★★★8.55 AM Food Unwrapped
9.20 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun
10.20 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun
12.30 PM Location, Location, Location
1.35 Building the Dream A Suffolk family
plans an oak-framed cottage.
2.40 Four in a Bed Back-to-back
editions of the B&B challenge.
5.20 Come Dine with Me Back-to-
back editions from Shropshire.
5.20 A zumba instructor devises
a menu featuring a souffl é starter.
5.50 A dairy farmer worries that her
guest will fi nd hairs in their food.
6.25 An LED lighting salesman
prepares a main course of paella.7.1 0 AM Sin City Motors Motoring series.
8.00 Storage Hunters UK Double-bill.
9.00 American Pickers Triple-bill.
12.00 NOON Cops UK: Bodycam Squad
1.00 PM Cop Car Workshop
2.00 Top Gear Motoring series.
3.00 Scrapyard Supercar Lamborghini.
4.00 Top Gear The Mercedes SLR is
raced against a boat to Oslo.
5.00 Red Bull Soapbox Race Coverage
of the offbeat event in Santiago.
6.00 Would I Lie to You? With guests
Dale Winton, Richard Bacon,
Miranda Hart and Clare Balding.
6.40 Rhod Gilbert, Sally Phillips,
Des O’Connor and Tess Daly.7.0 0 The Big Bang Theory:
Couple Goals Back-to-back
episodes chosen by viewers that
feature each of the fi ve couples
within the US comedy series.
6.45 f
Bend It Like Beckham
Comedy. A schoolgirl tries to keep
her passion for football a secret
from her parents – but then gets the
chance to turn professional. Stars
Parminder Nagra, Keira Knightley,
Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Archie
Panjabi. (2002, 12) ★★★★6.55 Come Dine with Me The fourth
host provides semi-naked butlers
and a Las Vegas-style casino.- 25 A radio DJ hopes that his fun
menu will win him the cash prize.
7. 20 Would I Lie to You? Comedian
Andy Hamilton, TV presenter
Gabby Logan, Dr Christian Jessen
and EastEnder Diane Parish join
David Mitchell and Lee Mack.
8.00 David Jason’s Secret
Service The actor examines
stories of heroism in World War
Two and explores a world of real-
life super-villains and assassins.8.00 Not Going Out First-ever
episode of the comedy series. Lee
wants to discover his serious side.
8.40 Tim and Kate’s increased
closeness after the death of his
grandmother begins to concern Lee.
9.20 Lee clashes with a youth
when he gets a job distributing
leafl ets in a shopping centre.
10.00 Lee feels stressed, so Kate
suggests that he takes up yoga.9.00 πfSpy Comedy.
After a dashing fellow agent goes
missing, a deskbound CIA agent
goes into action for the fi rst time
to battle an arms dealer and avert
a global disaster. Stars Melissa
McCarthy, Jason Statham and
Rose Byrne. (2015, 15) ★★★★11.20 fThe Mortal Instruments:
City of Bones Romantic fantasy-
adventure. A teenager discovers
that she is part of a race of magical
beings. Stars Lily Collins and Jamie
Campbell Bower (2013, 12) ★★★
1.55 to 3.45 AM fThe Windmill
Massacre Horror. Tourists are
stranded in a remote windmill.
Stars Noah Taylor. (2016, 18) ★★9.00 fTransformers:
Dark of the Moon
Sci-fi adventure sequel. The
autobots fi ght to protect Earth
when a devastating weapon from
their own world is recovered. Stars
Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-
Whiteley, Josh Duhamel and
Tyrese Gibson. (2011, 12) ★★★
12.10 AM Gogglebox Double-bill.
Opinions on Bodyguard, The X
Factor, Reported Missing, The Joy
of AI and The Extreme Diet Hotel.
1.15 Featuring 5 Gold Rings, The X
Factor, Bodyguard and Wanderlust.
2.20 First Dates A fl ower-seller impresses
a construction project manager.
3.15 A make-up artist has a date.
4.10 to 6.00 AM Rules of Engagement
9.00 24 Hours in A&E
Two cyclists are brought into the
A&E department with serious head
injuries, and staff also treat a man
who has fallen from scaffolding.10.00 24 Hours in A&E The stories of
children and teenagers brought into
A&E, including a 16-year-old with
suspected spinal injuries and a child
with a fi shbone stuck in his tonsils.
11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Comedy word game. David Mitchell
and Jon Richardson and take on
Joe Wilkinson and Roisin Conaty.
12.10 AM Father Ted Double-bill.
1.15 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares
USA Mill Street Bistro proprietor Joe
Nagy slips back into his old ways.
2.10 24 Hours in A&E Documentary.
3.15 to 3.40 AM Food UnwrappedKey to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
9.00 AM Access Showbiz gossip.
9.10 CSI: NY (S5, ep8) 9.55 (S5, ep10)
10.50 NCIS: Los Angeles (S4, ep20)
11.50 Murder, She Wrote Back-to-back
episodes of the US crime drama.
5.05 PM Jesse Stone: Benefi t of the
Doubt Feature-length crime drama.
The cop examines a Mob-related
homicide. Stars Tom Selleck.
7.0 0 NCIS: Los Angeles The body of a
Mexican cartel boss is snatched
from a morgue. (S4, ep21 of 24)
8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles The agents try to
fi nd a missing operative. (S4, ep22)
9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Deeks goes
undercover to work with a female
diamond thief. (S4, ep23 of 24)
10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
A student is murdered. (S7, ep16)
11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
A student’s body is found in a
red-light district. (S7, ep17 of 22)
11.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
1.50 AM Law & Order: Los Angeles
2.50 Hannibal Last in series. (S1, ep13)
3.50 to 4.00 AM Access
8.00 AM Rich Kids Go Skint
8.50 Celebs on the Ranch
9.50 Two and a Half Men US comedy.
1.20 PM fOpen Season Animated
adventure. (2006, PG) ★★★★
3.05 fPractical Magic Romantic
fantasy comedy. (1998, 12) ★★
5.10 fChalet Girl Romantic
comedy drama. (2011, 12) ★★★
7.05 fA Cinderella Story Romantic
comedy. An unhappy teenager fi nds
hope through an online romance.
Stars Hilary Duff. (2004, PG) ★★
9.00 fForgetting Sarah Marshall
Romantic comedy. A jilted man
takes a trip to Hawaii, only to fi nd
his ex and her new boyfriend are
staying at the same resort. Stars
Jason Segel. (2008, 15) ★★★★
11.15 fUnfi nished Business
Comedy. Three men travel to
Germany to seal an important deal.
Stars Vince Vaughn. (2015, 15) ★★
1.00 AM Wentworth Prison Double-bill.
3.05 to 4.00 AM
Old School for Lazy Kids6.00 AM Nothing to Declare
9.00 60 Minute Makeover
3.00 PM The Chase Celebrity Special
With Alex James, Ann Widdecombe,
Sara Cox and Eamonn Holmes.
4.00 Joe Pasquale, Janet Street-
Porter, Mark Durden-Smith and
Austin Healey compete for charity.
5.00 Highway Patrol Documentary.
7.0 0 Road Wars The Dog Unit attends
the aftermath of a vicious fi ght.
8.00 Police offi cers are faced
with a drug addict in Windsor.
9.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder The
work of the City of London police.
10.00 The Force: Manchester
Documentary series following the
work of Greater Manchester Police.
11.00 Banged Up Abroad A single mother
who tried to smuggle cocaine.
12.00 M’T Road Wars Real-life crimes.
1.00 AM Brit Cops: Rapid Response
4.00 to 6.00 AM Highway Patrol7.1 0 AM Lovejoy Comedy drama series.
11.00 Sharpe Sharpe’s Mission.
1.00 PM Pie in the Sky Double-bill.
3.00 Where the Heart Is A nurse with
a head full of new ideas arrives.
4.00 Vic and the lads embark on
a turbulent fi shing trip in Whitby.
5.00 Stephen decides to follow his
mother into the caring profession.
6.00 Death in Paradise Tragedy strikes
in the jungle when a birdwatcher is
stabbed to death with his own knife.- 20 The owner of a private island
is shot dead at a family gathering.
8.40 Humphrey investigates a
poisoning at a retirement home.
10.00 New Tricks The team reopens the
case of a landlord killed in a fi re.
11.20 Trial & Retribution 1 of 2. Crime
drama series starring Kate Buffery.
A 15-year-old girl goes missing
while doing her local paper round.
Concludes tomorrow at 12.40am.
1.35 AM Garden Hopping Exploring
Rowden Gardens on Dartmoor.
2.15 to 4.00 AM The Heart Guy
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10.40 fHellboy Comic-book
fantasy. A demon baby summoned
from Hell during a thwarted Nazi
experiment grows up to be a US
government agent fi ghting against
supernatural forces. Stars Ron
Perlman, Selma Blair, John Hurt,
David Hyde Pierce and Jeffrey
Tambor. (2004, 12) ★★★★
1.10 AM Mock the Week Highlights of
the quiz hosted by Dara Ó Briain.
1.50 Taskmaster Challenge series.
2.40 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is
Goodish Stand-up comedy.
3.40 to 4.00 AM The Indestructibles