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Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the seriesVIRGIN & BT
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Sky 124 Virgin 157 /HD 199Alibi
Sky 132 Virgin 126 /HD 226Discovery
Sky 125 Virgin 250 /HD 251W
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Atlantic
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Witness
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6.00 AM Modern Family
8.00 Premier League Years
10.00 What’s Up TV New edition
10.30 Soccer AM New edition
With guests John Fendley
and Jimmy Bullard.
12.00 NOON PL Greatest Games
12.15 PM Football’s Funniest
Moments Incidents from
the world of football.
1.15 πlRugby
Union Wales v England:
The friendly match from
the Principality Stadium
in Cardiff, kick-off 2 .15pm.
5.00 The Simpsons
Back-to-back episodes.7.0 0 The Simpsons Lisa
embraces her creative side
at a performing arts camp.- 3 0 Grampa gives each
member of the family $50.
8.00 A League of Their
Own Comedy quiz series
hosted by James Corden.
With Fearne Cotton, Jimmy
Anderson and Joe Cole.
9.00 πfDéjà Vu
Sci-fi thriller. A federal
agent uses a top-secret
device that allows him to
see into the past to prevent
a bombing taking place.
Stars Denzel Washington
Val Kilmer, Jim Caviezel
and Bruce Greenwood.
(2006, 12) ★★★★11.30 Micky Flanagan:
An’ Another Fing Live
Stand-up recorded at
London’s O2 Arena.
1.30 AM An Idiot Abroad 2
1 of 8. Karl Pilkington
visits a desert island.
2.30 Warrior (S1, ep8)
3.30 to 6.00 AM
Motorway Patrol6.00 AM The Real A&E
7.0 0 Paramedics Documentary.
9.00 Highway Cops
10.00 Highway Patrol
11.00 Motorway Patrol
12.00 NOON Brit Cops:
Rapid Response
5.00 PM Nothing to Declare
A traveller is suspected
of drug smuggling.
5.30 Frog fat is found in a
Korean woman’s luggage.
6.00 Offi cers seize a
stash of pornography.
6.30 A man arrives in
Australia to spend time
with his internet lover.7.0 0 Nothing to Declare
Back-to-back editions
of the series following
the work of customs and
immigration offi cers at
Australia’s airports.9.00 Murders That
Shocked the Nation
Fred Dinenage talks about
the time he spent with
gangsters the Kray twins.
10.00 Britain’s Most Evil
Killers The crimes of
Ipswich serial killer Steve
Wright, who murdered
fi ve women during 2006.
11.00 Criminal Minds Triple-bill.
(S6, ep23) 12.00 M’T (S6,
ep24) 1.00 AM (S7, ep10)
2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid
Response Series following
police offi cers on patrol.
3.00 Paramedics Dealing with
sick and injured children.
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Nothing to Declare6.00 AM The British
7.0 0 Richard E Grant’s Hotel
Secrets Living & Dying.
8.00 Micro Monsters with
David Attenborough
11.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation
Back-to-back episodes.
4.00 Without a Trace A captain
is discovered dead on his
yacht. (S2, ep24 of 24)
5.00 The team searches
for a blind girl and her
instructor. (S3, ep1 of 23)
6.00 A hospital worker
disappears on a country
road. (S3, ep2 of 23)7.0 0 Without a Trace
The team searches for
an X-ray technician who
feared being abducted
by aliens. (S3, ep3 of 23)8.00 Without a Trace
The team investigates
when a nanny goes
missing – along with the
baby in her care. (S3, ep4)9.00 The Aff air Alison
is motivated to spend a
memorable day with Noah
on Block Island for an
unusual reason. (S3, ep5)10.10 The Aff air Noah returns
to a place he’s spent his
life trying to escape, and
tries to fi x his relationship
with Martin. (S3, ep6 of 10)11.20 The Aff air Back-to-back
episodes of the drama.
(S3, ep7) 12.30 AM
(S3, ep8) 1.35 (S3, ep9)
2.40 (S3, ep10 of 10)
3.50 Life Itself: Special
4.00 Fish Town The fi shermen
of Brixham spend time
ashore with their families.
5.00 to 6.00 AM The British- 20 AM Lucky Feller
8.20 The Interviews
9.25 Miranda Comedy.
10.40 The Vicar of Dibley
11.20 Only Fools and Horses
2.00 PM Britain’s Greatest
Comedian Countdown of
30 popular comedians as
voted for by the public.
5.00 Only Fools and Horses
Del gets his hands on
a consignment of self-
infl ating rubber dolls.
6.05 Del-Boy becomes a
yuppie and Rodney starts
attending a computer
course at night school.
7.1 0 Only Fools and
Horses A retired jeweller
offers Del-Boy the deal of
a lifetime – then suddenly
suffers a heart attack.
8.20 Only Fools and
Horses Rodney’s plans
to make a fi lm are spoiled
by Del-Boy, who begins
offering roles for sale.
9.00 Michael McIntyre’s
Comedy Roadshow
Featuring Sean Lock,
Steve Williams, Ava Vidal
and Alun Cochrane.
10.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys
Agnes gives son Dermot
some relationship advice.
10.40 Agnes worries that
her family is too secretive.11.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys Dermot
announces his choice of
best man for the wedding.
12.00 M’T The Mighty Boosh
Triple-bill of the comedy.
1.55 AM Game On Double-bill
of the comedy series.
3.00 The Mighty Boosh One of
the zookeepers vanishes.
3.30 to 4.00 AM Spaced6.10 AM The Bill Police drama
series. Gina saves Callum
from a brutality charge.
7.0 0 1 of 2. An armed
stalker runs amok.
8.00 2 of 2. Gina bids
farewell to Sun Hill.
9.00 Rachel takes up
her duties as an inspector
by organising a joint raid
with CID on a crack den.
10.00 Two witnesses
provide confl icting reports
of a recent stabbing.
11.00 Tipping Point Back-to-
back editions of the quiz
hosted by Ben Shephard.7.0 0 PM My Family Ben
and Susan prepare for
a well-deserved holiday.
7.4 0 The Harpers must
reluctantly arrange to
spend a weekend in
Leeds to attend a funeral.
8.20 Janey needs some
driving experience as she
practises for her test.9.00 Miranda Triple-bill.
Penny threatens to cancel
Miranda’s Christmas.
9.40 Gary decides to
join the dating scene so
he can bring someone to
Stevie’s birthday party.
10.20 The joke-shop
owner’s friends accuse
her of being immature.11.00 Louis Theroux’s Weird
Weekends Louis arranges
a bizarre festive gathering.
12.00 M’T Stacey Dooley
Investigates Kids with
Machetes: Documentary.
1.00 AM John Bishop:
In Conversation with
Gabby Logan Interview.
1.50 to 3.00 AM Dickensian7.1 0 AM Murdoch Mysteries
9.00 Miss Marple
2.00 PM Inspector Alleyn
Mysteries A World War
One veteran is murdered.
4.00 Death in Paradise
A hotel guest is killed.
5.25 The president of the
cricket club is found dead
in the middle of the pitch.
6.45 A murder inquiry
takes the team to London.
8.00 New Tricks The team re-
examines the suspicious
death of a zookeeper.
9.00 New Tricks The team
looks into an unsolved
murder that dates back
more than 160 years.
10.00 New Tricks The remains
of a body are discovered
near a boarding school.
11.00 New Tricks Further back-
to-back episodes of the
crime drama series.
2.00 to 4.00 AM
Murdoch Mysteries
Double-bill of the series.6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress:
Atlanta Reality series.
10.00 Say Yes to the Dress:
Lancashire Reality series.
1.00 PM Curvy Brides Boutique
Back-to-back editions
of the series following life
at a wedding-dress shop.
3.00 Cake Boss Back-to-back
editions of the series
following daily life at a
cake shop in New Jersey.
8.00 Say Yes to the Dress
9.00 Dr Pimple Popper
A woman is in distress
because of the bumps all
over her neck and chest.
10.00 Body Bizarre Four-year-
old conjoined twins.
11.00 A man with a rare
neurological disorder.
12.00 M’T Say Yes to the Dress
1.00 AM Dr Pimple Popper
2.00 Body Bizarre
3.00 Say Yes to the Dress:
Atlanta Reality series.
5.00 to 6.00 AM Say Yes to
the Dress: Lancashire6.00 AM X-Ray Mega Airport
11.00 Mysteries of the Missing
12.00 NOON Aircrash
Confi dential Back-to-
back editions of the series.
6.00 PM Jeremy Wade’s
Dark Waters The host
searches for unusual
fi sh in South Africa.
7.0 0 Alaskan Bush People
A new predator is found
to be stalking the ranch.
8.00 Fast N’ Loud
9.00 Deadliest Catch Cornelia
Marie’s crane comes off
the rails – causing injury.
10.00 Master of Arms The
expert craftsmen tackle
two iconic weapons.
11.00 World War II in Colour
12.00 M’T Guardians of the
Glades Documentary.
1.00 AM Supertruckers
2.00 Kindig Customs
3.00 Master of Arms
3.50 Deadliest Catch
4.40 American Chopper
5.30 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made8.00 AM Law & Order Back-
to-back episodes of the
drama. (S14, ep11) 9.00
(S14, ep12) 10.00 (S14,
ep13) 11.00 ( S14, ep14 )
12.00 NOON NCIS Back-to-back
episodes of the US crime
drama series. (S2, ep20)
1.00 PM (S2, ep21) 2.00
(S2, ep22) 3.00 (S2, ep23)
4.00 (S3, ep1) 5.00 (S3,
ep2) 6.00 (S3, ep4)
7.0 0 Private Eyes A television
show appears to be
haunted. (S3, ep7 of 12)
8.00 Major Crimes Lt Tao is
trapped in a room that may
contain a bomb. (S6, ep13)
9.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit A janitor
violently attacks a school
coach. (S14, ep13 of 24)
10.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit US drama.
(S8, ep18 of 22) 11.00
(S8, ep19) 12.00 M’T (S8,
ep20) 1.00 AM (S8, ep21)
2.00 to 5.00 AM CSI: Miami8.00 AM Monk (S8, ep16)
9.00 Bones (S9, ep12)
10.00 NCIS (S16, ep13)
11.00 The Mentalist (S7, ep9)
12.00 NOON NCIS (S16, ep14)
1.00 PM Bones (S9, ep13)
2.00 NCIS (S16, ep15)
3.00 The Mentalist (S7, ep10)
4.00 Bones (S9, ep14)
5.00 NCIS ( S16, ep16 )
6.00 The Mentalist A psychic
helps the team. (S7, ep11)
7.0 0 NCIS: New Orleans
8.00 NCIS A petty offi cer tries
to prove he did not kill his
ex-girlfriend. (S13, ep9)
9.00 Lucifer Maze becomes the
prime suspect in a murder
case. (S3, ep19 of 26)
10.00 Family Guy (S10, ep23)
10.30 (S4, ep11)
11.00 American Dad!
11.30 People of Earth (S2, ep5)
12.00 M’T Family Guy
1.00 AM American Dad!
2.00 Family Guy Double-bill.
3.00 American Dad!
4.00 to 5.00 AM Monk17 Aug u s t
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Sky 113 Virgin 137