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FV 19 Sky 111 Freesat 157 Virgin 127 /HD 2275USA
FV 21 Sky 141 (Scot 169 ) Freesat 129 Virgin 153
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FV 30 Sky 128 Freesat 131 Virgin 151Drama
FV 20 Sky 143 Freesat 158 Virgin 130Pick
FV 11 Sky 152 Freesat 144 Virgin 123E4
FV 13 Sky 135 Freesat 122 Virgin 106 /HD 145
Film4
FV 14 Sky 313 Freesat 300 Virgin 428 /HD 429More4
FV 18 Sky 136 Freesat 124 Virgin 147 /HD 1956.00 AM Hollyoaks Double-bill.
7.0 0 Rules of Engagement Double-bill.
8.00 How I Met Your Mother Double-bill.
9.00 Melissa & Joey Double-bill.
10.00 Baby Daddy Double-bill.
11.00 Speechless Double-bill.
12.00 NOON Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1.00 PM The Big Bang Theory
2.00 Melissa & Joey Double-bill.
3.00 Baby Daddy Double-bill.
4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine US comedy
series. (S1, ep21) 4.00 (S1, ep22)
5.00 Speechless Double-bill of the US
comedy. (S2, ep8) 5.30 (S2, ep9)
6.00 The Big Bang Theory US comedy
series. (S6, ep10) 6.30 (S6, ep11)
11.00 AM fShort Circuit
Sci-fi comedy caper starring Steve
Guttenberg. (1986, PG) ★★★
1.05 PM fGarfi eld 2: A Tale of
Two Kitties Comedy. Garfi eld is
mistaken for a cat who has just
inherited a castle. (2006, U) ★★★
2.40 fBaby’s Day Out Comedy.
A nine-month-old baby eludes
the clutches of three crooks. Stars
Joe Mantegna. (1994, PG) ★★
4.40 fBig Eyes Biopic of painter
Margaret Keane, whose husband
claimed credit for her art. Stars
Amy Adams and Christoph Waltz.
(2014, 12) ★★★★ See Filmweek, page 308.55 AM Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free
9.20 Food Unwrapped
9.50 Escape to the Chateau: DIY
10.55 Bake Off : The Professionals
12.00 NOON Find It, Fix It, Flog It
1.05 PM Four in a Bed Back-to-back
editions of the B&B challenge.
3.50 Location, Location, Location Kirstie
Allsopp and Phil Spencer scour
Bournemouth and Poole for homes.
4.50 Love It or List It Australia Andrew
Winter and Neale Whitaker meet
a couple in Preston, Melbourne.
5.55 The Secret Life of the Zoo Warthog
dad Magnum is feeling the pressure
of parenting and losing his hair.7.1 0 AM Sin City Motors
8.00 American Pickers
9.00 Storage Hunters
10.00 American Pickers
1.00 PM Top Gear Motoring series.
2.00 Cop Car Workshop
3.00 Scrapyard Supercar
4.00 Last Stop Garage
5.00 Top Gear Double-bill. The team visits
the Isle of Man to compare the
Aston Martin V8 Vantage, the BMW
M6 and Porsche 911 Carrera S.
6.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson tests
the BMW M5, and the presenters
review three cars while driving their
supposedly drunk owners home.7.0 0 Hollyoaks New episode
Damon breaks down in tears.
- 3 0 The Goldbergs Adam and
Johnny Atkins want to be the head
of the Highlander Club. (S6, ep16)
6.55 fX-Men:
The Last Stand Comic-book
adventure sequel. The discovery
of a cure for mutancy triggers a
war between mutant superheroes
the X-Men and their dark rivals
the Brotherhood. Stars Patrick
Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Halle
Berry, Ian McKellen and Famke
Janssen.(2006, 12) ★★★6.55 The Supervet Football pundit
Lee Dixon brings his rescue dog
to see Professor Noel Fitzpatrick.
Elsewhere, a Springer Spaniel
is brought in for spinal surgery.7.0 0 Taskmaster Comedy challenge
series hosted by Greg Davies and
Alex Horne. James Acaster, Jessica
Knappett, Kerry Godliman, Phil
Wang and Rhod Gilbert compete.8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Jake and
Gina attend their 20th anniversary
high-school reunion. (S6, ep3)
8.30 Gina spends time with each
member of the squad. (S6, ep4)
- 55 Escape to the Chateau
Angel redesigns the rooms in one
of the chateau’s turrets with a fruits
and fl owers motif, while Dick puts
together a parkour fi tness trail.
8.00 Have I Got a Bit More
News for You Mel Giedroyc
presents the extended edition
of the topical quiz. With Sathnam
Sanghera and Hal Cruttenden.
9.00 QI XL Comedy panel game hosted
by Sandi Toksvig. Sarah Millican,
Cariad Lloyd and Alice Levine join
Alan Davies to answer questions on
the topic of Objects and Ornaments.10.00 Dave Gorman: Modern Life
Is Goodish The comedian
unveils a way to reduce the time it
takes to listen to a song, and shares
his thoughts on alternatives to food.
11.00 Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier
Jon is joined by Morgana Robinson,
Lolly Adefope and Matt Forde to
discuss the problems of the future.
12.00 M’T Taskmaster Challenge series.
1.00 AM Mock the Week
1.40 QI XL With guests Aisling Bea,
Russell Brand and Noel Fielding.
2.40 Taskmaster Challenge series.
3.30 to 4.00 AM Mock the Week9.00 fRED Action thriller.
A retired CIA agent survives
an assassination attempt, and
reforms his old hit squad to fi nd
out who wants them dead. Stars
Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman,
John Malkovich, Helen Mirren and
Mary-Louise Parker. (2010, 12)
★★★★ See Filmweek, page 3111.15 fParanormal Activity: The
Ghost Dimension Horror sequel.
Two brothers unleash evil spirits.
Stars Brit Shaw. (2015, 15) ★
1.00 to 3.20 AM fAdore
Drama. Two women who have been
lifelong friends each have an affair
with the other’s teenage son. Stars
Naomi Watts, Robin Wright and
Xavier Samuel. (2013, 15) ★★★9.00 Celebs Go Dating New edition
Jermaine and Alice are sent on a
bus tour around London, while Jack
heads off on a date with Tilly and
shares his love of animals with her.
10.00 First Dates A divorced couple
arrive in the restaurant to offer each
other support as they try to fi nd
love. Meanwhile, a fi nancial manager
meets an aesthetic therapist.
11.10 The Big Bang Theory US comedy
series. (S1, ep3) 11.40 (S1, ep4)
12.10 AM Brooklyn Nine-Nine Double-
bill. (S6, ep9) 12.35 (S6, ep10)
1.10 Celebs Go Dating As 9.00pm.
2.10 First Dates Hotel Dating series.
3.05 Gogglebox TV review series.
4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Double-bill.
4.45 How I Met Your Mother Double-bill.
5.30 to 6.00 AM Rules of Engagement
9.00 Great Canal Journeys:
Asian Odyssey 2 of 2.
Actors Timothy West and Prunella
Scales’ fi nal journey takes them
through Vietnam’s Mekong Delta.
10.00 24 Hours in A&E A man with
an injured fi nger contemplates his
gender reassignment therapy, while
an 80-year-old with terminal cancer
arrives after collapsing at her home.
11.05 999: What’s Your Emergency?
A look at the rise in violent crime
across the UK and the increase
in attacks on police offi cers.
12.05 AM Shocking Emergency Calls
Wildfi res in Paradise, California,
the deadliest in the state’s history.
1.15 The Supervet As 6.55pm.
2.15 The Secret Life of the Zoo
3.20 to 3.45 AM Food UnwrappedKey to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
9.00 AM Catch a Contractor
9.20 Remington Steele (S1, ep15)
10.10 CSI: NY US crime drama. (S6, ep2)
11.05 Rookie Blue I Never. (S3, ep13)
12.05 PM Bull Name Game. (S1, ep17)
1.00 Law & Order Double-bill.
3.00 Murder, She Wrote Triple-bill.
6.00 Law & Order An investigation turns
up long-buried secrets. (S8, ep7)
7.0 0 Law & Order Briscoe and Curtis
reopen an investigation. (S8, ep9)
8.00 NCIS: New Orleans The agents try
to track down a sniper. (S3, ep1)
9.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent US
crime drama. A computer company
employee is murdered. (S5, ep9)
10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Stabler and Beck arrest a homeless
man on suspicion of rape. (S8, ep4)
11.00 A rapist begins attacking his
victims more than once. (S8, ep5)
11.55 A woman kills 10 people in
a hit-and-run incident. (S7, ep22)
12.55 AM CSI: NY Battle Scars. (S6, ep5)
1.55 Chicago Fire Double-bill.
3.50 to 4.00 AM Access
8.00 AM Last Man Standing (S1, ep16)
8.20 Smallville 9.10 Dance Moms
11.05 My Wife and Kids Double-bill.
12.05 PM Two and a Half Men
2.00 Last Man Standing Double-bill.
3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away
4.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
5.00 8 Simple Rules... 6.00 Neighbours
6.30 πHome and Away
7.0 0 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
8.00 It’s Your Fault I’m Fat Last in the
series. Following an 18-year-old
who weighs more than 17 stone.
9.00 fKick-Ass Offbeat action
comedy. A geeky teenager tries to
become a costumed crime-fi ghter.
Stars Aaron Taylor-Johnson. (2010,
15) ★★★★ See Filmweek, page 31
11.20 Young, Dumb and Banged Up in
the Sun Documentary series.
12.20 AM The Body in the Bathroom:
The Murder of Naomi Hersi
1.15 Murdered By My Husband
2.15 Celebrity Road Trip: Lost in
Transylvania Reality series.
3.15 to 4.00 AM It’s Your Fault I’m Fat7.0 0 AM Border Patrol 8.00 Highway
Patrol 9.00 Caught Red Handed
10.30 Highway Cops 11.00 Police Force:
Australia 12.00 NOON Brit Cops:
Rapid Response 1.00 PM 999
Frontline 2.00 Border Security
3.00 Nothing to Declare 3.30 Caught
Red Handed 5.00 Without a Trace
6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S1, ep16)
7.0 0 Supergirl Kara traces the origins
of a mysterious symbol. (S3, ep9)
8.00 The Flash Fantasy. (S4, ep11)
9.00 Caught on Dashcam
10.00 A Haunting Documentary series.
11.00 Murders That Shocked the Nation
12.00 M’T Banged Up Abroad
1.00 AM Brit Cops: War on Crime
2.00 Road Wars Real-life crimes.
3.00 Border Patrol Documentary.
4.00 Highway Patrol Real-life crimes.
4.30 Motorway Patrol Documentary.
5.00 Nothing to Declare
5.30 to 6.00 AM Nothing to Declare7.1 0 AM Boon Comedy drama series.
8.00 London’s Burning Drama series.
10.00 Classic Holby City Medical drama.
11.00 The Bill Police drama series.
1.00 PM Classic EastEnders
2.20 Murdoch Mysteries Double-bill.
4.20 All Creatures Great and Small
5.20 Birds of a Feather Comedy series.
6.00 ’Allo ’Allo! Comedy series.
6.40 Waiting for God Tom and Diana
decide to move in together.- 20 Last of the Summer Wine
Howard decides to leave Pearl.
8.00 Inspector George Gently Gently
Between the Lines: Mystery drama
starring Martin Shaw. Bacchus and
Gently investigate the death of a
man in custody. With Lisa McGrillis.
10.00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries
Limbo: Detective drama starring
Nathaniel Parker. The body of
Lynley’s godson is discovered
12 years after he disappeared.
11.55 Murdoch Mysteries Double-bill.
1.55 AM Boon Comedy drama series.
2.45 to 4.00 AM The Bill
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