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FV 19 Sky 111 Freesat 157 Virgin 127 /HD 2275USA
FV 21 Sky 141 (Scot 169 ) Freesat 129 Virgin 153
5STAR
FV 30 Sky 128 Freesat 131 Virgin 151Drama
FV 20 Sky 143 Freesat 158 Virgin 130Pick
FV 11 Sky 152 Freesat 144 Virgin 123E4
FV 13 Sky 135 Freesat 122 Virgin 106 /HD 145
Film4
FV 14 Sky 313 Freesat 300 Virgin 428 /HD 429More4
FV 18 Sky 136 Freesat 124 Virgin 147 /HD 1956.00 AM Hollyoaks Double-bill.
7.0 0 Rules of Engagement Double-bill.
8.00 How I Met Your Mother Double-bill.
9.00 Melissa & Joey Double-bill.
10.00 Baby Daddy Double-bill.
11.00 Speechless Double-bill.
12.00 NOON Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1.00 PM The Big Bang Theory
2.00 Melissa & Joey Double-bill.
3.00 Baby Daddy Double-bill.
4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Double-bill.
5.00 Speechless Double-bill.
6.00 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon
has to work with Kripke. (S6, ep14)
6.30 Howard goes on a trip to Las
Vegas with Bernadette. (S6, ep15)
11.00 AM fThe SpongeBob Movie:
Sponge Out of Water Animated
comedy featuring the voice of
Tom Kenny. (2015, U) ★★★
12.50 PM fA Thousand Words
Comedy starring Eddie Murphy and
Kerry Washington. (2012, 12) ★★
2.40 fThe Princess Bride
Fantasy. A dashing stable boy sets
out to rescue his lost love from the
clutches of an evil prince. Stars
Cary Elwes. (1987, PG) ★★★★★
4.50 fThe Simpsons Movie
Animated comedy. Homer must
save Springfi eld after he causes
a disaster. (2007, PG) ★★★★★8.55 AM Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free
9.20 Food Unwrapped
9.50 Escape to the Chateau: DIY
10.55 Bake Off : The Professionals
12.00 NOON Find It, Fix It, Flog It
1.05 PM Four in a Bed Back-to-back
editions of the B&B challenge.
3.50 Location, Location, Location
House-hunting in London.
4.50 Love It or List It Australia Andrew
Winter and Neale Whitaker help
a couple who are at a crossroads
with their small house in Sydney.
5.55 The Secret Life of the Zoo
A young tortoise muscles in on
an older male’s harem of females.7.1 0 AM Ross Noble: Freewheeling
8.00 American Pickers
9.00 Storage Hunters
10.00 American Pickers Back-to-back
editions of the salvage series.
1.00 PM Top Gear Motoring series.
2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad
3.00 Yianni: Supercar Customiser
4.00 Last Stop Garage Double-bill.
5.00 Top Gear Double-bill of the series.
A mountain bike is pitted against
a car in a race through Lisbon.
6.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson gets
behind the wheel of the Bugatti
Veyron in an effort to beat a light
aircraft fl own by James May.7.0 0 Hollyoaks New episode Liam
invites Mercedes to The Loft.
- 3 0 The Goldbergs Beverly and
Adam team up to do a cooking show
together on television. (S6, ep18)
6.35 fMrs Doubtfi re
Family comedy. A divorced actor
disguises himself as an ageing
female Scottish housekeeper to
get a job looking after his own
children. Stars Robin Williams, Sally
Field, Pierce Brosnan and Harvey
Fierstein. (1993, PG) ★★★★6.55 The Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick
treats a Persian cat that has been
hit by a car, and a young staffi e-
cross requires treatment for a
developmental elbow disease.7.0 0 Taskmaster Rhod Gilbert force-
feeds Alex Horne a jug of mocha,
Kerry Godliman hits a cricket ball
with a croquet mallet, and Phil
Wang makes a really strange noise.8.00 The Big Bang Theory
Leonard and Amy travel to Arizona
to pick up Sheldon. (S8, ep1 of 24)
8.30 Howard enrols on a course
taught by Sheldon. (S8, ep2 of 24)
- 55 Escape to the Chateau Dick
and Angel try to turn the dilapidated
coach house into a cafe, and also
attempt to plough up the wild fl ower
meadow before winter sets in.
8.00 Expedition with Steve
Backshall Challenge series.
The team head to the desert of
southern Oman to attempt the fi rst
ascent of a towering escarpment.
9.00 Live at the Apollo Ed Byrne
presents stand-up comedy from
the Hammersmith Apollo in west
London, introducing routines from
Angela Barnes and Geoff Norcott.10.00 Jon Richardson: Ultimate
Worrier New episode Jon and
guests Sara Pascoe, Phil Wang and
Catherine Bohart discuss and rank
worries to do with Global Affairs.
11.00 Live at the Apollo Sean Lock and
Jason Manford perform live.
12.00 M’T Taskmaster As 7.00pm.
1.00 AM Mock the Week Topical quiz.
With Stewart Francis, Ed Byrne,
Miles Jupp and Micky Flanagan.
1.40 Live at the Apollo
2.40 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is
Goodish Stand-up comedy.
3.30 to 4.00 AM Mock the Week9.00 πƒ^
Sleepless Action crime thriller.
A Las Vegas cop steals a shipment
of cocaine from a casino boss,
whose associates then kidnap
his son in retaliation. Stars Jamie
Foxx, Michelle Monaghan, Dermot
Mulroney and Scoot McNairy.
(2017, 15) ★★★ See Filmweek, page 3210.50 fTrue Grit Western remake.
A farm girl recruits a hard-drinking,
one-eyed marshal to help her
track down the man who killed her
father. Stars Jeff Bridges, Hailee
Steinfeld and Matt Damon. (2010,
15) ★★★★ See Filmweek, page 32
1.00 to 3.10 AM fThe Midnight
Meat Train Horror thriller starring
Bradley Cooper. (2008, 18) ★★★9.00 Celebs Go Dating New edition
Charlotte and Josh go on a date
in Newcastle and discuss their
relationship. Meanwhile, Nathan
goes on a second date with Alain.
10.00 Wife Swap USA New edition
A mother of eight children swaps
lives with a gay father of two, who
believes traditional ways of raising
children are not always the best.
11.00 The Big Bang Theory US comedy
series. (S1, ep7) 11.30 (S1, ep8)
12.00 M’T Brooklyn Nine-Nine Double-
bill. (S6, ep13) 12.30 AM (S6, ep14)
1.00 Celebs Go Dating As 9.00pm.
2.05 Wife Swap USA As 10.00pm.
2.55 Gogglebox TV review series.
3.50 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Double-bill.
4.40 How I Met Your Mother Double-bill.
5.30 to 6.00 AM Rules of Engagement
9.00 Outlander New episode In the
aftermath of a violent confrontation,
Claire follows her conscience as a
surgeon, even though it could put
her life at risk. (S3, ep7 of 13)10.05 24 Hours in A&E A 21-year-old
woman on her fi rst trip to London
may be experiencing kidney failure,
while a man who fell 20ft from a
balcony is brought in by helicopter.
11.10 24 Hours in A&E A 19-year-old
motorcyclist who hit a bollard
requires urgent medical treatment.
12.15 AM 8 Out of 10 Cats Does
Countdown Word game. Lee Mack
and Sarah Millican take on Jon
Richardson and James Acaster.
1.20 The Supervet As 6.55pm.
2.20 The Secret Life of the Zoo
3.25 to 3.50 AM Food UnwrappedKey to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
9.00 AM Catch a Contractor
9.20 Remington Steele (S1, ep17)
10.10 CSI: NY 11.05 Rookie Blue
12.05 PM Bull 1.00 Law & Order
3.00 Murder, She Wrote Triple-bill.
6.00 Law & Order A restaurant is the
scene of a shooting. (S8, ep12)
7.0 0 Law & Order A serial killer has an
unusual defence. (S8, ep13 of 24)
8.00 NCIS: New Orleans A decorated
petty offi cer is found dead. (S3, ep3)
9.00 nCriminal Minds: Beyond
Borders Members of a church
group go missing. Previously
shown on W. (S2, ep1 of 13)
10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
The team investigates a seemingly
abusive foster family. (S8, ep8)
11.00 A woman’s death baffl es
the detectives. (S8, ep9 of 22)
11.55 The team searches for a
missing teenager. (S8, ep2 of 22)
12.55 AM CSI: NY US drama. (S6, ep8)
1.50 The Mysteries of Laura (S2, ep3)
2.50 Taken Leah. (S1, ep8 of 10)
3.50 to 4.00 AM Access
8.00 AM Access 8.05 Last Man Standing
8.30 Smallville 9.15 Dance Moms
11.10 My Wife and Kids 12.05 PM Two
and a Half Men 2.00 Last Man
Standing 3.00 Neighbours
3.30 Home and Away 4.00 The Fresh
Prince of Bel-Air 5.00 8 Simple
Rules... 6.00 πNeighbours
6.30 Home and Away New episode
7.0 0 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
8.00 Fresh Off the Boat New episodes
Comedy. (S4, ep11) 8.30 (S4, ep12)
9.00 Young, Dumb and Banged Up in
the Sun New edition 3 of 12. A man
who was incarcerated in Malta.
10.00 Vegas 24 / 7 1 of 6. Documentary
series exploring life in Las Vegas.
11.00 fGhost Rider: Spirit of
Vengeance Fantasy thriller sequel.
The demon biker is enlisted by a
monk to help protect a young boy.
Stars Nicolas Cage. (2012, 12) ★★
12.55 AM Clink Prison drama. (S1, ep5)
1.55 Riverdale US drama. (S2, ep15)
2.50 It’s Your Fault I’m Fat
3.35 to 4.00 AM Two and a Half Men7.0 0 AM Border Patrol 8.00 Highway
Patrol 9.00 Caught Red Handed
10.30 Highway Cops 11.00 Police Force:
Australia 12.00 NOON Brit Cops:
Rapid Response 1.00 PM 999
Frontline 2.00 Border Security
3.00 Nothing to Declare 3.30 Caught
Red Handed 5.00 Without a Trace
6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S1, ep18)
7.0 0 Supergirl Fantasy. (S3, ep11)
8.00 The Flash Fantasy. (S4, ep13)
9.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response
10.00 Paramedics Medical documentary.
11.00 Murders That Shocked the Nation
Derek Bentley, who was hanged for
the murder of a policeman in 1952.
12.00 M’T Banged Up Abroad
1.00 AM Brit Cops: War on Crime
2.00 Road Wars Real-life crimes.
3.00 Border Patrol Double-bill.
4.00 Highway Patrol Real-life crimes.
4.30 Motorway Patrol Documentary.
5.00 to 6.00 AM Nothing to Declare7.1 0 AM Boon Comedy drama series.
8.00 London’s Burning Drama series.
10.00 Classic Holby City Medical drama.
11.00 The Bill Police drama series.
1.00 PM Classic EastEnders
2.20 Murdoch Mysteries Double-bill.
4.25 All Creatures Great and Small
5.25 Birds of a Feather Comedy series.
6.05 ’Allo ’Allo! Comedy series.
6.40 Waiting for God Tom and Diana
investigate a spate of thefts.- 20 Last of the Summer Wine Howard
threatens to join the Foreign Legion.
8.00 Inspector George Gently Gently
with Honour: Detective drama
starring Martin Shaw. A former
serviceman is wanted for murder
when witnesses put him at the
scene of a crime. With Lee Ingleby.
10.00 New Tricks First-ever episode of the
crime drama. A superintendent is
put in charge of a motley crew of
old-school former detectives.
11.55 Murdoch Mysteries Double-bill.
1.55 AM Boon Comedy drama series.
2.45 to 4.00 AM The Bill
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