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Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the seriesVIRGIN & BT
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Sky 124 Virgin 157 /HD 199Alibi
Sky 132 Virgin 126 /HD 226Discovery
Sky 125 Virgin 250 /HD 251W
Sky 109 Virgin 125 /HD 211Sky
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Sky 106 Virgin 110 /HD 109TLC
Sky 133 Virgin 167 /HD 168Universal
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6.00 AM Animal House
7.0 0 Monkey Life Double-bill.
8.00 The Dog Whisperer
9.00 Supergirl (S2, ep5)
10.00 The Flash (S4, ep2)
11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles
1.00 PM Hawaii Five- 0
3.00 MacGyver (S3, ep3)
4.00 Modern Family Double-bill.
(S8, ep4) 4.30 (S8, ep5)
5.00 The Simpsons Bart
hankers after a mini-bike.
5.30 Futurama Double-bill.
6.30 The Simpsons Marge
fantasises about being a
contestant on a popular
TV cookery contest.7.0 0 The Simpsons
Bart discovers a passion
for American history.- 3 0 Homer is paralysed
by a venomous spider.
8.00 An Idiot Abroad 2
Karl Pilkington boards the
Trans-Siberian Express
to China and is forced to
fi ght Mongolian wrestlers.9.00 A League of Their
Own New edition
Comedy quiz. With guests
Laura Woods, Tony Bellew
and Robin van Persie.
10.00 πn
Brassic 1 of 6. Comedy
drama series starring Joe
Gilgun and Dominic West.
See features, page 12 & 13.
11.00 Brassic New episode
The boys plan a heist.
12.00 M’T The Reluctant
Landlord Double-bill.
1.00 AM Warrior (S1, ep9)
2.00 Hawaii Five- 0 (S7, ep1)
3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles
4.00 Futurama Double-bill.
5.00 to 6.00 AM
RSPCA Animal Rescue6.00 AM Motorway Patrol
7.0 0 Stop, Search, Seize
8.00 Nothing to Declare
9.00 Brit Cops: Rapid
Response Back-to-back
editions of the series.
12.00 NOON Paramedics
Documentary series
following Australia’s
ambulance crews.
3.00 PM Border Security:
Canada’s Front Line
Back-to-back editions of
the documentary series
following the work of
offi cers of the Canada
Border Services Agency.8.00 Criminal Minds
A serial killer sends the
BAU footage of a murder as
a plea for help in stopping
his crimes. (S4, ep22)9.00 πFBI New episode
The team races to fi nd
a sniper with an elusive
motive as the body count
continues to rise. (S1, ep4)10.00 Criminal Minds
Gideon interrogates a
serial killer in a Nevada
restaurant surrounded by
police. (S2, ep23 of 23)
11.00 Criminal Minds
The team races to capture
a copycat killer. (S7, ep21)
12.00 M’T World’s Most Evil
Killers John Wayne
Gacy and Fritz Honka.
2.00 AM Road Wars
3.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime
4.00 Paramedics
5.00 to 6.00 AM The Real A&E6.00 AM The British
7.0 0 The Guest Wing
8.00 Fish Town Documentary.
9.00 Discovering Jack Lemmon.
10.00 The West Wing Double-bill.
(S4, ep14) 11.00 (S4, ep15)
12.00 NOON Without a Trace
Double-bill. (S3, ep15)
1.00 PM (S3, ep16)
2.00 Blue Bloods (S5, ep20)
3.00 The West Wing Double-bill.
(S4, ep16) 4.00 (S4, ep17)
5.00 Without a Trace Double-
bill. The team searches for
an estate agent. (S3, ep17)
6.00 An choir singer goes
missing. (S3, ep18 of 23)7.0 0 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation
The team investigates the
murder of a motorcycle
gang member. (S9, ep23)
8.00 Blue Bloods
Frank pulls out all the
stops to catch NYPD
Deputy Chief Donald
Kent’s killer. (S5, ep21)9.00 Fahrenheit 451
Feature-length adaptation
of Ray Bradbury’s sci-fi
novel, set in a dystopian
future where a totalitarian
government has ordered
all books to be destroyed.
Stars Michael B Jordan
and Michael Shannon.11.00 The Sopranos Double-bill.
Tony meets his father’s
former lover. (S5, ep7)
12.10 AM Tony Blundet to
considers a job. (S5, ep8)
1.20 Last Week Tonight
with John Oliver
1.55 Ballers Double-bill.
3.05 Girls (S3, ep10)
4.15 to 6.00 AM The West Wing- 25 AM Lucky Feller Comedy.
8.15 The Story of Only
Fools and Horses
9.20 The Green Green Grass
10.00 Last of the Summer Wine
11.20 The Good Life
12.00 NOON 2point4 Children
12.40 PM The Green Green
Grass Comedy series.
1.20 Are You Being Served?
2.00 Blackadder Goes Forth
2.35 2point4 Children
3.15 Last of the Summer Wine
4.35 The Good Life Comedy.
5.15 Are You Being Served?
5.55 Dad’s Army Mainwaring
puts Frazer in charge. - 20 Dad’s Army
Mainwaring orders the
platoon to guard the bank’s
money until repairs on
the vault are completed.
8.00 Corporal Jones
misplaces £500 donated
by local shopkeepers.
8.40 The soldiers dress
as fi refi ghters to take part
in an exercise – but soon
have to tackle a real fi re.
9.20 Captain Mainwaring
is accused of leaving a
light burning in the church
hall during a blackout.
10.00 Blackadder Goes
Forth Blackadder hunts
for a spy in the hospital.
10.35 Captain Blackadder
pretends to be insane.
11.15 Two Pints of Lager and
a Packet of Crisps
11.55 Knowing Me, Knowing
You: With Alan Partridge
12.35 AM Inside No 9 Comedy.
1.15 Live at the Apollo
2.10 Two Pints of Lager...
2.40 Knowing Me, Knowing You
3.10 to 4.00 AM The Story of
Only Fools and Horses6.10 AM MasterChef Australia
7.0 0 My Dream Home
8.00 Tipping Point Double-bill.
10.00 The Bill Police drama.
11.00 Supernanny US
12.00 NOON Tipping Point
1.00 PM MasterChef Australia
2.00 My Dream Home Double-
bill of the series. Finding a
home in a family-friendly
lakeside community.
3.00 A couple who are
seeking their fi rst house.
4.00 Bryan Inc New edition
A building’s electrics lead
to a volatile situation.
5.00 Tipping Point Double-bill.7.0 0 MasterChef
Australia New edition
The contestants who failed
to impress in the task face
an elimination challenge:
tasting condiments before
making their own – as well
as a dish to go with it.9.00 The Shift: Women
on the Force Senior
crime-scene investigator
Jade is called out to a
sudden death in Keighley.
10.00 Stacey Dooley
Investigates
Russia’s War on Women:
Stacey examines domestic
violence in Russia.
11.00 Louis Theroux:
Twilight of the Porn Stars
Louis revisits the adult-
fi lm actors he met in 1997.
12.00 M’T Stacey Dooley
Investigates Sex
Traf fi cking in Cambodia.
1.00 AM One Born Every Minute
1.50 to 3.00 AM
The White Queen7.1 0 AM Murdoch Mysteries
8.00 Frankie Drake Mysteries
9.00 Sue Thomas: FB Eye
10.00 New Tricks
11.00 Rizzoli & Isles (S1, ep5)
12.00 NOON Ms Fisher’s Modern
Murder Mysteries
1.00 PM Murdoch Mysteries
2.00 The Doctor Blake
Mysteries 3.00 Motive
4.00 Rizzoli & Isles 5.00 Rush
6.00 The Guardian (S2, ep17)
7.0 0 Unforgettable Carrie is
torn between her personal
and professional life.
8.00 Ms Fisher’s Modern
Murder Mysteries
Peregrine goes undercover
to investigate a death.
9.00 I Am the Night New
episode 4 of 6. Fauna feels
close to fi nding her mum.
10.05 Murdoch Mysteries
11.05 New Tricks Crime drama.
12.25 AM Rush (S3, ep14)
1.25 Sue Thomas: FB Eye
2.30 to 4.00 AM
Murdoch Mysteries6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress
7.0 0 Say Yes to the Dress:
Atlanta Reality series.
8.00 Say Yes to the Dress
9.00 Say Yes to the Dress: UK
10.00 90 Day Fiancé:
Before the 90 Days
12.00 NOON Dr Pimple Popper
1.00 PM Cake Boss
2.00 The Little Couple
4.00 Say Yes to the Dress
5.00 Say Yes to the Dress:
Atlanta Reality series.
6.00 Say Yes to the Dress
7.0 0 Say Yes to the Dress: UK
8.00 90 Day Fiancé: The Other
Way New edition
9.00 The Family Chantel New
edition The investigator
discovers shocking news.
10.00 Dr Pimple Popper
11.00 Katie Price: My Crazy Life
12.00 M’T 90 Day Fiancé
1.00 AM The Family Chantel
2.00 Dr Pimple Popper
3.00 Katie Price: My Crazy Life
4.00 Dr Pimple Popper
5.00 to 6.00 AM Cake Boss6.00 AM Outback Truckers
7.0 0 Airplane Repo
8.00 Extreme Engineering
9.00 Treasure Quest
10.00 Truth Behind the
Moon Landing
11.00 Wheeler Dealers
12.00 NOON Railroad Alaska
1.00 PM Combat Dealers
2.00 Alaskan Bush People
3.00 Kindig Customs
5.00 Diesel Brothers
6.00 Fast N’ Loud
7.0 0 Outback Truckers
8.00 Combat Dealers
9.00 Alaskan Bush People
New edition The family
joins a pheasant hunt.
10.00 Massive Engineering
Mistakes Documentary.
11.00 Wheeler Dealers
12.00 M’T Alaskan Bush People
1.00 AM Massive Engineering
Mistakes 2.00 Fast N’
Loud 3.00 Fast N’ Loud:
Demolition Theatre
3.50 Garage Rehab
5.30 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made8.00 AM Numb3rs (S5, ep4)
9.00 Murder She Solved:
True Crime Documentary.
10.00 Murder in Paradise
11.00 CSI: Miami (S5, ep14)
12.00 NOON Law & Order
(S15, ep20) 1.00 PM
(S15, ep21) 2.00 (S15,
ep22) 3.00 (S15, ep23)
4.00 NCIS US crime drama
series. (S4, ep2) 5.00
(S4, ep3) 6.00 (S4, ep4)
7.0 0 NCIS The body of a lance
corporal is found. (S4, ep5)
8.00 Major Crimes Lt Tao is
trapped in a room that may
contain a bomb. (S6, ep13)
9.00 Chicago Med A drug-
addicted woman gives
birth. (S3, ep7 of 20)
10.00 Chicago Med (S3, ep8)
11.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit (S14, ep19)
12.00 M’T CSI: Miami (S5, ep14)
1.00 AM NCIS (S4, ep3)
2.00 Rescue: Code One
3.00 Law & Order (S15, ep21)
4.00 to 5.00 AM Numb3rs8.00 AM The Closer (S1, ep5)
9.00 Bones (S10, ep2)
10.00 Bull (S2, ep18)
11.00 NCIS (S11, ep3)
12.00 NOON Bones (S10, ep3)
1.00 PM (S10, ep4)
2.00 The Mentalist (S1, ep3)
3.00 NCIS (S11, ep4)
4.00 Bull (S2, ep19)
5.00 Bones (S10, ep5)
6.00 The Mentalist A murdered
businessman. (S1, ep4)
7.0 0 NCIS A naval cryptanalyst
is shot dead. (S11, ep5)
8.00 NCIS An explosion on an
oil rig kills a US Marine
Corps reservist. (S11, ep6)
9.00 Legion New episode
Last-ever episode of the
thriller series. (S3, ep8)
10.00 Family Guy (S7, ep9)
10.30 People of Earth (S2, ep6)
11.00 American Dad! Double-bill.
12.00 M’T Family Guy
1.00 AM American Dad!
2.00 Family Guy Triple-bill.
3.30 American Dad! (S13, ep14)
4.00 to 5.00 AM The Closer22 August
6.30 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia New edition
Victor and G hope to stay in
the kitchen, and a revelation
leaves Piper heartbroken.