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Sent by Aryanshi Sharma (13) /
St Anthony’s Jr. CollegeWhen someone sends me a
screenshot, I notice their battery
percentage, network type, whether
it is connected to wi-fi, whether
headphones are plugged in, etc.!
How my week goes...
Moooooooooonday...
Tueeeeeeeeeeeesday...
Weeeeeeeednesday...
Thuuuuuuuuuuuuursday...
FridaySaturdaySunday!
On WhatsApp...
“Who’s this?”
Boy: “I got your number from a
WhatsApp group...”
“I’m a guy... that’s my girlfriend in
the profile pic.”
Boy: “Okay, give me her number.”
Letter: Dear Dad, No money, no fun.
Your Son.
Reply: So sad, very bad. Your Dad.
Boy: “Bro, what’s H2O?”
Friend: “Water.”
Boy: “Okay, then what’s H2O + H2O
+ H2O?”
Friend: “A flood.”Exercise in a textbook...
Complete these sentences about
yourself. E.g. I’m thinking of
studying in a foreign country.- I’m interested in sleeping.
- I’m excited about sleeping.
- I’m thinking of sleeping.
- I’m looking forward to sleeping.
- I’m not used to not sleeping.
- I’m tired of not getting enough sleep.
- I apologized to my friend for
sleeping. - I’m not capable of sleeping now.
- I’m used to sleeping.
- I decided against waking up.
Doctor: “Your wife is in a coma.
Husband: “Please save her, doctor!
She’s only 30.”
Suddenly the wife’s hand moves,
and her lips mutter: “I’m 29.”“Hello, my son has fever and won’t
be able to come to school today.”
Teacher: “Who is this?”
“This is my father speaking.”National lie: “Sorry, my phone was
on silent.”Guy: “Bro, I wanna give my
girlfriend a gift. Any idea what to
give her?”
Friend: “What does she look like?”
Guy: “Very pretty and sweet.”
Friend: “Give her my number!”I need a HUGe amount of money!A boy was praying in the
classroom...
Teacher: “Why are you praying
now?”
Boy: “My mother told me to pray
before sleeping.”Interviewer: “How long did you
work at your last job?”
Candidate: “35 years.”
Interviewer: “And how old are you?”
Candidate: “25 years.”
Interviewer: “You are 25 years old
with 35 years’ experience... how is
that possible?”
Candidate: “Overtime.”Roommate 1: “Can
you wake me up at
5.00 a.m.?”
Roommate 2: “Sure!
Can you wake me up
at 4.55 a.m.?”Dad: “Son, you
have to work five
times as hard as you
did last year to get
good marks in the
exams.”
Son: “But dad, 5 x 0
= 0.”Girl: “Do you speak Italian?”
Boy: “Yes.”
Girl: “Say something...”
Boy: “Pizza!”Do you know? No one has ever
complained of a parachute not
opening!