In Touch Weekly – August 12, 2019

64 INTOUCH AUGUST12, 2019

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“The next James Bond filmis

getting its first black female 007 ,

to be played by British actress

La shana Lynch. This is an

important step forward, although

it’s unfortunate that her

character is still named

‘Hooters Gazonga.’”

SETHMEYERS:

“A rare albinoporcupinewas

sp otted in Maine— whichis crazy,

because normally,they’re

sp otted in Flavortown!”

JAMES CORDEN:

“A massive off-campus

college party in Texas was

interrupted by uninvited

guests. It was fun until

one of the bulls noticed

the barbecue grill and

said, ‘Oh my God —

it’s Randy!’”

“ShaquilleOÕNealwas in

the crowdfora bigmusic

fe stival in Belgium. The

concert abruptly ended

when Shaq tried to

crowd-surf.”

SETH MEYERS:

“Berkeley, California,

voted to rename

gendered terms like

‘manhole’ to neutral

terms like ‘maintenance

hole.’ They even changed

the name of the local

Hooters to ‘Torsos.’”

JIMMYKIMMEL:

“Ta ylorSwiftwas

na med the10thmost

ad mired woman in the

world according to

an annual survey

conducted by YouGov.

Although, keep in

mind, this survey was

conducted before

they released the

trailer for Cats.”