Daily Mirror - 30.07.2019

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(^14) DAILY MIRROR TUESDAY 30.07.
WORST HEARTBREAK CURTIS DUMPS AMY
They were the villa’s first
golden couple. So fans could
see Amy’s heart break when
her “half-boyfriend” Curtis
returned from a few days away
in Casa Amor... only to tell her
that their relationship was
missing a spark.
Amy had been planning to
confess her love for the dancer
and left the villa in devastation
just a few days later. Viewers
broke out in sympathy, with
#OhAmy trending on Twitter.
CURT FAREWELL
Amy wipes a tear as
she gets the news
BIGGEST FIGHT ANNA TACKLES JORDAN
When Anna found out that
Jordan had been flirting
with new girl India – just a
few days after making their
relationship official – she
was furious.
The pharmacist stormed
over to the pair while they
were chatting and
screamed: “What kind of
guy asks a girl to be their
girlfriend and two days later
they crack on with f***ing
another girl?!”
JOR-DROPPER Anna
lets rip as Jordan
and India gets cosy
THE LOVE TRIANGLE MICHAEL, AMBER AND JOANNA
No series is complete without a love
triangle. And when Michael ditched
Amber for Joanna, it was clear there was
some unfinished business between the
former couple.
Not only did Michael’s heart race fastest
for Amber in the lap dancing challenge, he
also refused to leave when Joanna was
voted off the show.
Despite denying his feelings for Amber,
the firefighter later tried to couple up with
her again and, when she refused, decided
to rekindle his relationship with Joanna on
the outside world. Confused yet?
JUGGLING ACT
Michael is the man
in the middle
From riding each
other like horses to
confessing their
“love” for one
another, Curtis and
Tommy were
inseparable
throughout and
are perhaps the show’s
closest couple.
Curtis said: “Tommy
and I have a bromance.
I think we have kissed
four times.”
BEST BROMANCE
Curtis and Tommy
DANCE Pair
show off
their moves
GOBBY
Tom puts
foot in it
Tom and Maura were
poised to spend the
night together in the
hideaway, before Tom
joked to the boys:
“Let’s see if she’s all
mouth.” Unbeknown
to him, Maura was
actually behind him.
Viewers were stunned
and, needless to say,
Tom and Maura’s
relationship ended
soon after.
BIGGEST CRINGE
He made no secret of his love
of having a smooth backside

• even admitting to getting
  his mum to shave it when he
  was at home. So, in the
  villa, Anton was determined
  to find somebody to ass-ume
  the role.
  The honour was given to
  his new love Belle, who
  accepted the gruesome job
  with surprising grace – and
  cheekily even got her friend,
  Jourdan, to help out.

BUTT

Hitting

bottom in

the villa

MOST DISGUSTING MOMENT

Anton gave his phone

number to a Spanish

shop assistant in one of

the challenges. And when

his partner, Belle, found

out she certainly

considered checking out

of their relationship.

WRONG

NUMBER

Anton

tries it on

SNAKIEST MOMENT

Tom and Maura

Anton gets Belle to shave his bottom Anton gives his number to the shop assistant

EXAMPLE Mesut Ozil

Sensible Ozil is

who we should

be applauding

‘‘There is no

shame at all

in placing

personal safety

above property

A WEEK ago a close friend
had their family car stolen
from outside their house.
My first thought was not
anger at the thieves for striking
as they slept. Or even frustra-
tion at the inconvenience they
will now suffer as a result.
It was relief that they hadn’t
disturbed the robbers.
To the thugs who couldn’t
care less these days, life is so
cheap. Too cheap.
It is the reason why praise
for the Arsenal footballer Sead
Kolasinac, who took on two
knife-wielding thugs during an
attempted robbery last week,
sits so uneasily.
As do the calls to make him
captain of the club for standing his
ground then chasing the would-be
attackers while his team-mate Mesut
Ozil fled to a nearby shop.
Ozil did the kind of thing we as parents
advise our children to do when faced
with the kind of confrontation all too
prevalent in today’s society. He made a
sharp exit.
Kolasinac did what we now tell our
kids never to do. On so many occasions
these days teenagers are being robbed at

knifepoint for their phones

or trainers.

There is no shame whatso-

ever in placing personal safety

above property, however

expensive. Not when 84 people

have been killed in London –

an unprecedented number –

since the start of 2019.

Clearly Kolasinac managed

to establish that his assailants

didn’t have the gumption to

use their weapons.

But what if they had? What

if they’d struck him? What if

his actions had put him in a

situation like that of tragic

Garry Newlove, beaten to

death by several assailants

after reprimanding them for

vandalising cars outside his

home in Cheshire 12 years ago?

Newlove’s bravery ended up as a stark

reminder that trying to uphold tradi-

tional values these days all too often ends

in tears that can last a lifetime.

Scandalously, two of the culprits have

been referred to the Parole Board to

consider their release – just 11 years after

they were jailed for life.

Garry’s widow Helen and her family

continue to serve a life sentence.

There really is no justice.

6

Oluwole Isesanmi, a Christian street preacher treated

disgracefully by police in February, has been offered £2,

in compensation. Officers arrested him, hurled his Bible into a

police car and dumped him four miles away with no money to get

home. They’ll have to do better than £2,500.

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DARREN LEWIS
THAT’S PLANE DISGUSTING
If you haven’t already had your breakfast, or
even lunch, then save this bit for later.
Naomi Campbell went viral on social media
with her pre-take-off Dettol wipes routine on
board a flight a fortnight ago. My how they
laughed.
Since then former cabin crew member Kate
Leahy has revealed tales of burst colostomy
bags, soaked seats and time for only a quick
wipe down before the next flight.
Another passenger, she says, vomited over
tray tables and on the floor. Again, according
to Kate, staff could only “throw wipes and
blankets at the problem”.
Her horror stories also include
recollections of bogies being wiped on arm
rests and “that time I found a verruca
between the seats”.
A study last year by the Canadian
Broadcasting Corporation found that
headrests were riddled with staphylococcus
and E-Coli. If you haven’t already been away
on holiday, you’ll find Campbell’s video
very useful.
DEEP CLEAN
Naomi
Campbell