COSMOPOLITAN · 21
ASK ME ANYTHING
Lewis Capaldi lifts the lid
on what it’s like to be the
breakout star of 2019
AS TOLD TO CHRIS MANDLE. PHOTOGRAPHS GETTY IMAGES
How would you describe your
relationship status?
Single as f*ck. Definitely. I’m just...
a singular man, falling through the
air, hurtling ever closer to his
inevitable demise.
What is the craziest
rumour you’ve heard
about yourself?
That I hired a comedy
writer to come up with
jokes for my social media,
which is obviously a load
of f*cking nonsense because
my jokes are mainly about
pubes and sh*tting.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
(And what does it say about you?)
I saw the music video f
Marmalade on TV, and
registered a response
in me that I was not
expecting... What
does it say about
me? I like really
talented ladies.
Your first kiss in
three words?
Nervous. Long.
Embarrassing... “Long
because, in the run-up
to it, I kept saying to the girl, “I don’t
want to kiss you because I think
tomorrow you’ll regret it.” And there
was an audience – all my pals were
there, it was at a party.
Most A-list Instagram follower?
Tom Holland. I’m a big fan. He’s never
replied to my Stories or anything. I like
people who follow you without saying
hing. He’s like, “I don’t
ngage here, I’m just
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would play you in a film?
Loaf. But I want him
to play me as he is now, fr
my childhood right throu
the present. No prosthese
CGI, I want him to look l
Meat Loaf. I think he’s a
handsome man.
The worst lie you’ve told
I would skive off school b
saying my grandma was il
be like, “F*cking right, tell them it’s
serious so you can get more time off.”
How do you feel about Greggs’
vegan sausage rolls?
Love it. I was a vegetarian up until
last week or so, but a sausage roll is
t, they should be enjoyed
ot eating meat shouldn’t
you to not being able to
ience sausage rolls.
do you smell like?
, sadness and onion rings.
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