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Policeman: “You didn’t see the red
light?”
Driver: “I saw it.”
Policeman: “Then why didn’t you
stop?”
Driver: “I didn’t see you!”
Amit: “Results are out. Come on!
Let’s go and get them.”
Sunil: “I’m with my dad. Please see
mine and text me. If I fail in one
subject, say, ‘Good morning to you’.
If I fail in two subjects, say, ‘Good
morning to you and your dad.’”
Later on, Amit texts Sunil: “Good
morning to you and your family and
your neighbours also.”
When I liked your pic on Facebook,
it doesn’t mean that I literally liked
your pic... it means I like that
‘puchuk’ sound when I press the
like button.
My uncle texted me asking, “What
does IDK stand for?”
Me: “I Don’t Know.”
Uncle: “Damn, nobody does.”
Boy: “Monica, I love you!”
Monica: “Thank you.”
Boy: “Monica, I love you very much!”
Monica: “Thank you very much.”Yesterday, I wore something from
ten years ago and it actually still
fits! So proud of myself. It was a
scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.On WhatsApp...
“My love...”
“Yes?”
“If you’re smiling, send me your
smiles. If you’re sleeping, send me
your dreams. If you’re crying, send
me your tears. I love you.”
“I’m on the toilet... what do I send?”Saying: “You attract what you
fear...”
Me: “OMG! I’m afraid of $10
billion!”Friend: “Who is an idiot?
Me: “An idiot is a person who
tries to explain his ideas in such a
strange and long way that another
person who is listening to him
can’t understand him. Do you
understand?”
Friend: “No.”Boy: “Hey! Wanna hear a secret?”
Girl: “Yes.”
Boy: “I love you!”
Girl: “Awwwww... wanna hear my
secret?”
Boy: “Yes!”
Girl: “I love me, too!”Girl: “Look into my eyes... what do
you see?”
Boy: “Eyes.”Things that don’t exist...
Unicorns.
Fairies.
Dragons.
My friend’s brain.Boy: “My ex-girlfriend just sent me
pics of her with her new boyfriend.”
Friend: “Ooops... you alright?”
Boy: “Yeah, I’m totally fine... I
forwarded them to her father!”One glass, one straw: Boyfriend-
Girlfriend
One glass, two straws: Friends
One glass, one slap, “Go buy your
own!”: Best friendIf your
height is
6 feet or
more, then
your hand
is not an
ordinary
hand...
it’s a selfie
stick!I fail in the exam, I feel sad.
My best friend fails, too... all the
sadness is gone!Boy: “Today, I met a magician. He
told me to take any card.”
Friend: “Which card did you take?”
Boy: “His credit card.”