wpampering a hotel regular,
rock star El Rey, who’s
longing for his mother’s
homemade treats.)
Alicia: “We’re already
shipping them overnight
from Los Angeles.”
El Rey: “Exactly. I don’t
want a day-old pastelito.”
Alicia: “Maybe we should
just buy them a first-class
plane ticket so they can
get here the same day?”
El Rey: “That’s crazy.
They’re just pastries.
They can fly coach.”YOUNG AND RESTLESS
(Adam gets impatient
with Kevin.)
Adam:“Where is the dirt
on Nick that’s gonna bury
him and win me custody
of my kid?”
Kevin: “These things
take time.”
Adam: “Okay, sleep less.”
Kevin: “Look, I spent all
day at Nick’s old computer,
going through individual
files, thousands of them.
It’s not like he has a folder
labeled ‘Top Secret Stuff
That Could Screw Me
In Court’. ”(Billy is shocked to learn
from Jack that Phyllis is
now CEO of Dark Horse.)
Billy: “How did you
find out?”
Jack: “Ah, she took
great pleasure in deliver-
ing the news in person,
along with an elaborate
gift basket.”
Billy: “What, seasonal fruit
and plastic explosives?”DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(Xander trains his gun on
Ted when he reaches for
his pocket.)
Ted: “I’m not armed.
I just have something in
my pocket that I want to
show you.”
Xander: “Thanks, but
no thanks.”(Maggie is surprised when
Xander announces his
intentions.)
Maggie: “You want to
woo my daughter?”
Xander: “It’s a tough call.
Part of me wishes to keep
my feelings to myself.”
Maggie: “You didn’t have
any trouble expressing yourfeelings when you took
Sarah to bed.”(Jack, Salem’s mayor, offers
a job to Justin.)
Justin: “I would rather
gargle glass than work for
you.”GENERAL HOSPITAL
(Laura is delighted to run
into Robert.)
Laura: “Robert Scorpio!
Just the man I wanted to see.”
Robert: “You know, the
last time a woman said that
to me, she was holding me
at gunpoint.”GRAND HOTEL
(Alicia loses her patienceForget AMERICAN
HOUSEWIFE! Some Of TV’s
Funniest Lines Are On Soaps.
classic
No And Tell: DAYS ’s
Xander (Paul Telfer,
l.) had no interest
in seeing what Ted
(Gilles Marini) was
packing.XJ JOHNSON/JPI