FOR MORE GREAT STORIES, VISIT COSMO.IN“I recently found out that I say the
weirdest stuff, loudly, in my sleep. My
friend told me I often mumble things like,
‘Mamma Mia, that’s a big pizza’ or ‘Please
don’t make me eat more broccoli’. Now,
I’m terrified that I’ll say something mean
or embarrassing, and a roommate or
boyfriend will hear me.” —PALAK T., 2718 COSMOPOLITAN SEPTEMBER 2017
GUYS CONFESS
“The morning after a big night-out at
university, I woke up to find that
someone had spread peanut butter on
everyone’s door handles. Half-angry,
half-amused, I eventually realised the
culprit was me...after I found a jar of it
in my room.” —ROHAN S., 27
Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.
Confessions
“I have a strange
fear that there’s an
actual person
inside my
computer. And ‘it’
probably thinks
that I’m stupid
because I keep
pressing the wrong
keys on my
keyboard. It’s so
crazy that I can’t
even get dressed
with my computer
on! I know it’s
weird...but it could
be true, right?”
—SAKSHI G., 21“I was hooking up with this guy I wasn’t really into. So one night,
someone I actually had a crush on invited me back to his flat. His
roommate was home and turns out it was a guy I had hooked up with
before! Yikes!” —MALVIKA G., 3 3“After a dry spell, it finally looked like I
was going to get lucky, so I messaged
my friends on group chat saying, ‘I’M
HAVING SEX TODAY’. The reply, ‘You
know you sent this to your parents?’
Well, that spoilt the mood a bit.”
—ANOKHI A., 30“I ALWAYS
CANCEL PARTY PLANS IF
I KNOW I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH
TIME TO GET PROPERLY DRESSED,
PUT MAKE-UP ON, AND LOOK MY
PRETTIEST. FASHIONABLY LATE
DOESN’T EVEN BEGIN TO CUT HOW
LATE I GET, SO IN MY DEFENSE,
INSTEAD OF KEEPING PEOPLE
WAITING, I PREFER TO JUST
CANCEL ON THEM.”
—JUHI V., 21