Reader\'s Digest Australia - 06.2019

Laughter

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60 | June• 2019

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Q:

Why was King

Arthur’s army too

tired to fight?

A:

It had too many

sleepless knights.

@DADSAYSJOKES

fence, watching. Thinking it might

be the perfect time to broach the

whole birds-and-the-bees topic, he

asked, “Well, son, do you have any

questions?”

“Just one,” gasped the wide-eyed

boy. “How fast was that calf going

when h e hit the cow?” ranchers.net

PUN-CTUATION

■ Two quotation marks walk

into a “ bar”.

■ Hyperbole totally rips into

this i nsane bar and absolutely

destroys everything.

SHORT FAREWELL
A man is at the funeral of an old
friend. He tentatively approaches
the deceased’s wife and asks whether
he c an say a word. The widow nods.
The man clears his throat and says,
“Plethora.”
The widow smiles appreciatively.
“Thank you,” she says.
“That me ans a lot.” ROB KIENER

CRASH COURSE
A farmer was helping one of his
cows give birth when he noticed his
four-year-old son standing at the CARTOON: WILDT; ILLUSTRATIONS: GETTY IMAGES