INFORMATION OVERLOAD IS
A CURIOUS QUIRK OF THE
OTHERWISE PRAGMATIC SUBIE
NEED-TO-
KNOW BASIS
MAY BE ON my own here, but I
always find it both curious and
pointless when the pilot of a
commercial aircraft insists on
sharing the flight plan with the
passengers over the PA: “Folks,
we’re going to take off in a southerly
direction from the eastern runway, before
hooking starboard over Wollongong, and
making our way down the coast...”
Is this really useful to anyone? Has
anyone ever piped up and said, “What?
Over Wollongong? That’s the long way,
you muppet, terrible choice...”
We all know where we’re supposed
to be landing, so surely that’s all that
It’s boxy because that’s the best way
to provide rear occupants with adequate
headroom. There are no thick, swooping
C-pillars because that would impede
rear-three-quarter vision. Likewise at
the front: the A-pillars are comparatively
narrow and the small, fixed front-quarter
windows reduce your chances of snotting
a pedestrian who may otherwise be
obscured by the Harbour Bridge pylons
used by other manufacturers.
So what about the EyeSight and
Driver Focus systems? Via dual
forward-facing cameras either side of
the rear-view mirror, along with a dash-
mounted infra-red camera pointed at
the driver, the combined system claims
to deliver both user-convenience and
driver-monitoring safety benefits.
I’m not sold on the convenience
thing, as the ‘benefits’ amount to it
displaying “Hello Ash!” as it adjusts the
seat and mirrors to my driving position.
There’s already a two-position seat-
memory button, so I’m calling this one
out as bloatware. But monitoring the
driver’s eyes, and giving a little
cricket-chirp alert if they stray from the
road, is genuinely useful. And useful
info in this over-info’d age is to be
applauded. Now, please return your
seat to its upright position; we’re about
to land ... somewhere.
ASH WESTERMAN
matters? As well as interrupting the in-
flight entertainment, it’s really just more
extraneous information in an age that
seems to thrive on over-sharing.
I’m reminded of this each time I
jump in the Forester. This may sound
trivial, but I reckon the info section
between the gauges and the separate
info display on the centre of the
dashtop could benefit from a serious
simplification overhaul. It’s a case of
excessive-info syndrome: too many little
icons, many displayed in a crowded,
unintuitive layout.
Meanwhile, the upper-centre display
provides no fewer than seven possible
pages of info, several of which have me
asking, “why?”. The ‘time and date’ page
is just one example of duplication. The
time is already displayed in the top left
corner, so why would I want to call up a
digital rendering of an analogue clock?
Further, the 6.5-inch colour touchscreen
is bright, clear and responsive, and does
a fine job of showing what radio band
and station I’m tuned to, so why do I
need the option to duplicate this info in
the display above?
It all feels a bit gimmicky, which is
out of step with the rest of the design
ethos that otherwise permeates the
Forester. This car feels refreshingly
unfashionable; a rejection of aesthetic
trends that compromise practicality.
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SUBARU FORESTER 2.5i-S
Price as tested: $41,490
This month: 623km @ 10.2L/100km