Reader\'s Digest - 04.2020

People say, “I’m taking it one day at a

time.” You know what? So is everybody.

That’s how time works.

—hannibal buress, comedian

the only woman there.”

Dad shrugged. “If

I go, you’ll still be the

only woman there.”

—Gerald E.

Bronnenberg

Nixa, Missouri

Adult or a dolt? Actual

things grown-ups have

had to have explained

to them, as shared on

reddit.com:

✦Why a room below

sea level on a cruise

ship would not have

a balcony.

✦That there are more

than six bones in the

human body ... she

thought it was head,

back, arms, and legs.

✦In regard to the

North and South Poles,

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that neither is “the one

that is always hot.”

✦That Halloween has

never and will never

ON SECOND THOUGHT, I’LL DRIVE

fall on Friday the 13th.

It was my mother.

✦That islands don’t

tip over if you put too

much weight on the

edge.

✦That Earth has one

moon. The new moon

on the calendar every

month confused her.

Today, I flew on the set of a nightmare.

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