COURT.‘3(C)ClE'l‘Y
Itisafactofhumannature
that
thestructureofacourt
society
formsitself
around
power.
Inthe
past,‘
thecourt
gathered
aroundthe
ruler,
and had
many
functions:Besides
keeping
theruler
amused,
itwasa
way
to
solidify
the
hierarchy
of
royalty,nobility,
andthe
upper
classes,
andto
keep
the
nobility
bothsubordinateandcloseto
the
ruler,
so
thathe
could
keep
an
eye
onthem.Thecourtserves
power
in
many
ways,
butmostofall
it
glori-
llesthe
ruler,
providing
himwithamicrocosmicworldthatmust
snuggle
to
please
him.
Tobeacourtierwasa
dangerousgame.
A
nineteentl1—century
Arab
travelertothe courtof
Darfur,
inwhat isnow
Sudan,
reported
that
courtierstherehadtodowhateverthesultandid:Ifhewere
injured,they
hadtosufferthesame
injury;
ifhefelloffhishorse
during
a
hunt,
they
fell,
too.
Mimicry
likethis
appeared
incouirsallovertheworld.Moretrouble
some
was
the
danger
of
displeasing
theruler-—-one
wrong
move
spelled
deathorexile.Thesuccessfulcourtierhad
towalka
tightrope,pleasing
but
not
pleasing
too
much,
obeying
butsomehow
distinguishing
himselffrom
theother
courtiers,
whilealsonever
distinguishing
himselfsofarasto
maketherulerinsecure.
Greatcourtiers
throughouthistory
havemasteredthescienceof
ma-
nipulatingpeople.They
makethe
king
feelmore
kingly;they
make
every-
oneelsefeartheir
power.They
are
magicians
of
appearance,knowing
that
most
things
atcourtare
judgedby
how
they
seem.Greatcoui-tiersare
grate
citrusand
polite;
their
aggression
isveiledandindirect,Mastersofthe
word,
they
never
say
morethan
necessary,getting
themostoutofa
corn-
pliment
orhiddeninsult.
They
are
magnets
of
pleasure—people
wanttobe
aroundthembecause
they
knowhowto
please,yetthey
neitherfawnnor
humiliatethemselves.Greatcourtiersbecomethe
king’s
favorites,
enjoying
thebenefitsofthat
position.They
oftenend
up
more
powerful
thanthe
ruler,
for
they
arewizardsintheaccumulationofinfluence.
Manytoday
dismisscourtlifeasarelicofthe
past,
ahistoricalcurios-
ity.They
reason,
according
to
Machiavelli,
“as
though
heaven,
the
sun,
the
elements,
andmenhad
changed
theorderoftheirmotionsand
power,
and
weredifferentfromwhat
they
wereinancientlimes.”There
may
beno
moreSun
Kings
buttherearestill
plenty
of
people
whobelievethesunre-
volvesaroundthem.The
royal
court
may
have
moreorless
disappeared,
oratleastlostits
power,
butcourtsandcourtlersstillexistbecause
power
stillexists.Acourtieris
rarely
askedtofalloffahorse
anymore,
butthe
lawsthat
govern
court
politics
areastimelessasthelawsof
power.
Thereis
much
tobe
leamed,then,
from
great
courtiers
past
and
present.
THELAWSOFCOURTPOLITICS
AvoidOstentation.
Itis
never
prudent
to
prattle
onabout
yourself
orcall
toomuchattentionto
your
actions.Themore
you
talk
about
your
deeds
Till‘:T\\‘(>l3l)(«.«
Barlms-,
the
faithful
yard-dog
whoserves
hisniurrcr
zealously.
Izappmx
to
seehix
old
zzcqimimuncc’
Juiljmc,
the
curlylzapzlzrg,
st'au.'a'
atthewindowona
.vofr
downcurlimlr.
Siclling
_]'umlIyup
it)hm;likeu
child(0u
parczm,
heall
but
weeps
with
cnmmm;andthem
underthew1'mlnw,ha
whim-‘.s',
wags
his
tail.
andbmmdxabout.
"Whatsort
oflife
do
you
lead,
now‘.
loujozuka,
eversince
themaster’took
you
intohismanvlan.’You
remmzl-wr,
nodoubt.
howwe
uflen
usedto
sufferhunger
our
inthe’
yard.
What
is
your
prexmr
servicelike?
"
“I;wouldbeasinin
metomurmur
againvl
mygoodfarm/w.
"
answers
.ll7ujImtku.
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mustercmmol
make
enough0]
max,I
liveanuduriclwsand
plenty,
and
I
an!and
drink
ojfsilver.
I
frolic
withI/1{’
mastrr,and,
if
I
gez
tired,
Itake
my
elm:on
u7rp€lS
orrm(1
sofi
couch.Anz1Iwwdo
youget
em?
"
“I?
"
replica"Burbo.t_letting
hasmil
dangle
like:1
whip,
zmcl
hanging
his
head.“Ilive“as
I
Mel!
todo. 1
sufflarfrom
coldand
hunger;
and
Iwre.wlzilv
gzmrclirzg
my
rrzastcrivIlatdste,
I
haveto
sleep
atme
[our
ofrhowall,
("MII
get
drenchedintherain.
And
iflbark
atthi-
wrong
time,
Iam
whip/)i'd.
Buthowdid
you.Jaujau,
whowere
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