Whenthe
painting
wasfinally
unveiled,however,bothTalleyrand
andWellington
felt
honoredand
satisfied.Theworkdepicts
alarge
hallfilledwith
diplomats
andpoliticians
fromalloverEurope.
011 onesidetheDukeof
Wellington
entersthe
room,andall
eyesareturnedtoward
him;heisthe
“center”ofattention.Inthe
very
centerofthe
painting,
meanwhile,sitsTalleyiand.
Interpretafion
Itisoften
very
difficulttosatisfy
the
master,
buttosatisfy
twomastersinonestroketakesthe
genius
ofa
greatcourtier.Suchpredicaments
arecomwmoninthe
lifeofacourtier:
Bygiving
attention
toone
master,he
dis-pleases
another.Youmustfinda
wayto
navigatethisScylla
andCharybdis
safely.
Mastersmustreceivetheir
due;
neverinadvertently
stir
uptheresentmentofonein
pleasing
another.Scene
VGeorge
Brummell,alsoknown
asBeau
Brummell,madehismarkin
thelate1700s
by
thesupremeelegance
ofhis
appearance,hispopularization
ofshoebuckles
(soon
imitatedby
allthedandies).
andhisclever
waywithwords.HisLondonhousewasthefashionable
spot
in
town,andBrunnnellwastheauthority
onall
matters
offashion.Ifhe
disliked
your
footwear,youimmediatelygot
ridofit
andbought
whatever
hewas
wearing.He
per-fectedtheartof
tyinga
cravat;
LordByron
wassaidtospendmany
anight
infrontofthemirror
tryingtofigure
outthesecretbehindBrummell’s
per-fect
knots.One
of
Brummell’sgreatest
admirerswasthePrinceofWales,
whofancied himself afashionable
youngman.Becoming
attached
to
theprince’s
court(and
providedwitharoyalpension),
Brummellwassoonsosureof
his‘ownauthority
therethathetookto
jokingabouttheprince’s
weight,referring
tohishostasBig
Ben.Sincetrimnessoffigure
wasanim~portantquality
for
a.dandy,
thiswas
awithering
criticism.
At
dinner
once,whentheservicewasslow,
Brummellsaidtotheprince,
“Doting,Big
Ben”Theprince
rang,butwhenthevaletarrivedheorderedthemantoshowBrummellthedoorandneveradmithim
again.
Despitefalling
intotheprince’s
disfavor,
Brummellcontinuedtotreateveryonearoundhimwiththesame
arrogance.WithoutthePrinceofWales’
patronage
to
support
him,
hesankintohorrible
debt,
buthemaintainedhisinsolent
manners,
and
everyonesoonabandonedhim.Hediedinthemostpitiahlepoverty,
aloneandderanged.
Interpretation
Beau
Brummell’sdevastating
witwasoneofthequalifies
thatendearedhim
to
the
Princeof
Wales.Butnotevenhe,
thearbiter
oftasteand
fashion,couldgetaway
withajoke
abouttheprince’sappearance,
least
ofall
tohisface.Never
joke
aboutaperson’s
plumpness,
evenindirectly—andparticu*
larly
when
heis
yourmaster.
Thepoorhouses
ofhistory
arefilledwith
peo-ple
whohave
madesuchjokes
attheir
master’s
expense.LAW 24‘185