Thegimmicks
oftheCharlatans
mayseemquainttoday,
buttherearethousands
ofcharlatans
among
us
still,using
thesametried~a:nd—truemeth~odstheir
predecessors
refined
centuriesago,onlychanging
thenamesoftheir
elixirsand
modernizingthelookoftheir
cults.Wefindtheselatter»day
charlatansinallarenasoflife-~business,fashion,
politics,
art.
Manyofthem,
perhaps,
are
followinginthecharlatantraditionwithouthaving
anyknowledge
ofitshistory,
but
youcanhemoresystematic
anddeliberate.Simply
followthefive
stepsofcultmaking
thatour
charlatanancestors
per-fectedoverthe
years.
Step
1:
KeepIt
Vague;KeepItSimple.
Tocreateacult
youmustfirstattractattention.This
you
shoulddonot
throughactions,whicharetooclear
and
readable,
butthrough
words,whicharehazy
anddeceptive.
Yourinitial
speeches,
conversations,
andinterviewsmustincludetwoelements:
ontheonehandthe
promise
ofsomethinggreat
and
transformative,
andontheothera.total
vagueness.
Thiscombinationwillstimulateallkindsofhazy
dreamsin
your
listeners,whowillmaketheirownconnectionsandseewhat
they
wanttosee.To
make
yourvagueness
attractive,
use
wordsof
greatresonancebutcloudymeaning,
wordsfullofheatandenthusiasm.Fancy
titlesforsimple
things
arehelpful,
asaretheuseofnumbersandthecreationofnewwordsfor
vagueconcepts.
Allofthesecreate
the
impressionofspecialized
knowledge,givingyou
aveneerofprofunclity.By
thesame
token,
trytomakethesubject
of
yourcultnewandfresh,
sothatfewwillunderstand
it.Doneright,
thecombinationof
vaguepromises,cloudy‘
but
alluringconcepts,andfiery
enthusiasmwillstir
people’s
soulsanda
groupwillformaround
you.Talk:00vaguely
and
youhavenocredibility.
Butitismoredangerous
tobe
specific.
Ifyouexplain
indetailthebenefitspeople
will
gainbyfol-lowingyour
cult,
youwillbeexpected
tosatisfy
them.Asacorollary
toitsvaguenessyourappeal
shouldalsobesimple.
Most
peop1e’sproblems
havecomplex
causes:deep-rooted
neurosis,
interconnected
social
factors,
rootsthat
gowaybackintimeandareexceed-ingly
hard
tounravel.Few,however,
havethepatience
todealwith
this;most
people
wanttohearthatasimple
solution
will
curetheirproblems.
The
ability
toofferthiskindofsolutionwillgive
yougreatpowerandbuildyou
afollowing.
Insteadofthecomplicatedexplanations
ofreal
life,
returnto
the
primitive
solutionsofour
ancestors,togood
oldcountryremedies,
tomysteriouspanaceas.
Step
2:
EmphasizetheVisualand theSensualovertheIntellectual.Once
people
havebegun
togather
around
you,twodangers
willpresent
themselves:boredomand
skepticism.
Boredomwillmakepeoplego
elsewhere;
skepticism
willallowthemthedistance
to
thinkrationally
aboutwhateveritis
you
areoffering,blowingaway
the
mist
youhaveartfully
cre-atedand
revealingyour
ideasforwhatthey
are.Youneedtoarousethebored,
then,
andwardoffthecynics.
encounteredscienceandeducationatsometime,thong/1briefly
and
un.s'ur¢:e.s-sful/y.
,..
The
gieutrnasxr
ofmankindhas
alwaysbeen
predisposed
tomarvelatmysteries,andthil‘was
especiallytrue!at(terrainIiisrorrkperiurlswhentheSecure
foundationsoflifeseemedshakenandoltfvalues,
ccorzamzcorspiritual,longacceptedas
cortairzliea.
couldnolongerberelied
upon.The»the
zzumbrmr
oftheclzarlaranis
dupesmulu'p1iedr—rhe
“selfkillers,"
as:2seven-ll.'emh~c<mmryEnglish-
mancalledthem.’l'llEPOWER01-‘ruet:nA1U.A'I‘AN.Gkrirr,
or,
Fxaxmsco,I939llil"OWLXYHU\V'AS(41)!)
Onztr
upon
astarletsmitlriighttherewasrmowlwhosatonthebranch
of
anoaktree.Two
ground
molestriedto
slip
quietlyby,tmnoliced."You!"sm'dtheowl,“
W/m?"
they
quuvenrd.infear
andarzvmishrriezzr,
fortheycouldnotbelieve
it
waspossibleforanyone[0aretheminthanthickdnrklwrs.“Youtwo?"said
theowl.Themoleshurriedaway
andtoldtherathercreatures
ofthe
field
and
_forest
thattheowlwasthe
grcalrwlandWi.YE.S'f
o/‘allam'mal.sbecausehecouldsee
inthe
dark