bold
draw
attention,and
whatdraws
attentiondraws
power.
Wecannotkeep
our
eyesofftheaudacious———wecannotwaittoseetheirnextbold
move.
OBSERVANCES
OFTHELAW
Observance
I
In
May
of
1925,fiveofthemostsuccessfuldealersintheFrench
scrapmetalbusinessfoundthemselvesinvitedtoan“official”but
“highly
confi-dential”
meetingwiththedeputy
directorgeneral
ofthe
Ministryof
Postand
Telegraphs
atthe
Hotel
Criilon,
thenthemostluxurioushotelinParis.Whenthebusinessmen
arrived,
it
was
the
directorgeneral
himself,
aMon-sieurLustig,
whomettheminaswanksuiteonthe
topfloor.Thebusinessmenhadnoideawhythey
hadbeensummonedtothismeeting,
andthey
werebursting
withcuriosity.
After
drinks,thedirectorexplained.
“Gentlemen,”hesaid,
“thisis
an
urgentmatter
thatrequires
completesecrecy.
The
governmentis
goingtohavetoteardowntheEiffelTower.”Thedealerslistenedinstunnedsilenceasthedirector
explained
thatthe
tower,asrecentlyreported
inthe
news,desperately
neededre
pairs.
Ithadoriginally
beenmeantasa
temporarystructure(for
theExpo»
sition
of
1889),
itsmaintenancecosts
had
soared
over
the
years,and
now,inatimeofafiscal
crisis,
the
governmentwouldhavetospend
millionstofixit.
Many
ParlsiansconsideredtheEiffelToweran
eyesoreandwouldbedelighted
toseeit
go.Over
time,eventhetouristswouldforget
aboutit—itwouldliveoninphotographs
andpostcards.
“Gentlemen,”Lustig
said,
“you
areallinvitedto
make
the
governmentanofferfortheEiffel
Tower.”He
gavethebusinessmensheetsofgovernmentstationery
filledwithfigures,
suchasthe
tonnageofthetower’smetal.Theireyespopped
asthey
calculatedhowmuchthey
couldmakefromthe
scrap.ThenLustig
ledthemtoa
waiting
limo,whichbrought
themtotheEiffelTower.Flashing
anofficialbadge,
heguided
themthrough
the
area,spicing
histourwithamusing
anecdotes.Attheendofthevisitbethankedthemandaskedthemtohavetheiroffersdeliveredtohissuitewithinfour
days.Severaldays
aftertheofferswere
submitted,oneofthe
five,
aMon-sieur
P.,received
notice
thathis
bid
wasthe
winner,
and
thatto
secure
thesaleheshouldcometothesuiteatthehotelwithintwo
days,bearing
acer-tifiedcheckformorethan
250,000
francs(the
equivalenttoday
ofabout$1,000,000)--—a
quarterofthetotalprice.
Ondelivery
ofthecheck,
hewouldreceivethedocumentsconfirming
hisownership
oftheEiffelTower.MonsieurP.wasexcited—-hewould
godowninhistory
asthemanwhohadbought
and
torn
downtheinfamouslandmark.Butby
thetimehe
ar-rivedatthe
suite,
checkin
hand,
hewasbeginning
tohavedoubtsaboutthewholeaffair.
Whymeetinahotelinsteadofa
governmentbuilding?
Why
hadrftheheardfromotheroffieials?Wasthisa
hoax,ascam?AshelistenedtoLustig
discussthe
arrangementsforthescrapping
ofthe
tower,hehesitated,
andcontemplatedbacking
out.hethe
dwarffigurz?ofan
eIeplmI£I,fi1oIzly
tr)be
placedonthe
lapofa
stick;
and(lienwhathonor
wouldmorebeinsuchanadvcznurel-""There
i$,".vui1}ht’,“some
decepuion
."/1rlrixwriting.Itisan
enigmaonlyfittoamuseaChild,Islmli
(ll?l’P_fl'>f€leave
you
and
yourelvplzant.
"
Thereasmzerthandeparted:
butthe(«l(lV€FIf£€7‘0l\‘.S‘
"It'll!ruslzedwithhis
eyesclosedacrossthewater.‘neitlwz
depthnorI-‘iolencz
prewmtedhim,
and
according:
tothe
inscriptionhesawIhi?
elephantlyingonIlte
opposite
bank.[Ivtook
it
andcarrier!it
tothe
tapc>/‘the
hill,wherehesawatown.A¥lIr’l(’l<
from
theelcplmur
uiamzerl
thepeopleufthecity.wlmroseinarms.‘buttheurlventurer,
nothingdazmtezl,
was(later-mi.-mi£0die:1llrtru.‘Flu:
people.however,wereawed
by
his
pres-ence,
andhewasavion-islzetltohearthem;proclaim
himsuccexsortorlmlr
king,who/mzlrec-emly
died.Great
enatr//ri.«'e.s
areonlyaciiieveri
byrzdwrnmrous
spirits.They
who
azlculurrwithyou
greatnicctycvz'r_ydifficulryandobstaclewhichis
likelytoliein
their
way,
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daringseizeandremleravail-ableto
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