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him
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withouther
noticing.Butashesharpened
the
knife,
thelittlegirl’seyes
poppedopen
andsheran
away,totheaudience’sdelight.
Herepeated
thisandotherparodies
forseveralweeks.SoonnoonecouldtakePeale’sshowseriously,
andattendancewent
waydown.Withinafewweeks,
theshowclosed.Overthenextfew
yearsBamumestablished
a
reputationforaudac-ityandconsummateshowtnanship
thatlastedhiswholelife.Pea1e’s
reputa-tion,
ontheother
hand,
neverrecovered.InterpretationBamumusedtwodifferenttacticstoruinPeale’s
reputation.Thefirstwassimple:
He sowed doubts aboutthe museum’sstability
andsolvency.
Doubtisapowerfulweapon:
Once
youletitoutofthebag
withinsidiousrumors,
youropponentsareinahorribledilemma.Ontheonehandthey
candeny
the
rumors,
even
provethat
youhaveslanderedthem.Butalayer
of
suspicionwillremain:
Whyaretheydefending
themselvessodes-perately?Maybe
therumorhassometruthto
it?
If,
ontheother
hand,they
takethehigh
roadand
ignore
you,the
doubts,unrefuted,
willbeevenstronger.Ifdonecorrectly,
the
sowingofrumorscansoinfuriateandunset-tle
yourrivalsthatindefending
themselvesthey
willmakenumerousmis-takes.Thisistheperfectweapon
forthosewhohavenoreputation
oftheirowntoworkfrom.OnceBamumdidhavea
reputationofhis
own,
heusedthe
second,gentler
tactic,thefakehypnotism
demonstration:Heridiculedhisrivals’reputation.Thistoowasextremely
successful.Once
youhave
a
solidbaseof
respect,ridiculingyouropponentboth
putshim
on
thedefensiveanddrawsmoreattentionto
you,enhancingyour
own
reputation.Outrightslanderandinsultaretoo
strongatthispoint;they
areugly,
and
mayhurtyoumorethanhelpyou.
Butgentle
barbsandmockery
suggest
that
youhave
astrongenough
sense
of
yourownworthtoenjoy
agoodlaugh
atyourrival’s
expense.Ahumorousfrontcanmake
youout
asaharmless
en-tertainerwhilepoking
holesinthe
reputationof
yourrival.Itiseasierto
copewithabadconsciencethanwithabadreputation.
Friedrirh/Vietzsrhrc,
18-44—I
900KEYSTOPOWERThepeople
around
us,evenourclosest
friends,willalways
tosomeextentremain
mysteriousandunfathomable.Theircharactershavesecretrecessesthatthey
neverreveal.Theunknowablenessof
otherpeople
could
provedisturbing
ifwethought
aboutitlongenough,
sinceitwouldmakeitim-possible
forusreally
tojudge
otherpeople.
Soweprefer
to
ignorethis
fact,andtojudgepeople
ontheir
appearances,onwhatismostvisibletooureyes—-clothes,
gestures,
words,
actions.Inthesocial
realm,
appearancesarethebarometerofalmostallofourjudgments,
and
youmustneverbenus-ledintobelieving
otherwise.Onefalseslip,
oneawkwardorsuddenchange
in
yourappearance,can
provedisastrous.