Entertainment Weekly - 04.2020

—Jack (Sean Hayes), justifying his belief in God to

Will (Eric McCormack), on Will & Grace

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Answer: “So, I’m engaged to a man I’ve never seen before, and that is so me.”

�Giannina, updating her relationship status, on Love Is Blind

—Josie (Ashleigh Murray),

being warned about her new home

of New York, on Katy Keene

—John Oliver, reacting to Mike Bloomberg’s recent “stop-and-frisk”-

related apology, on Last Week Tonight

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—Eddie (Hudson Yang), explaining why he hasn’t shared his high SAT scores, on Fresh Off the Boat

I’ll tell Mom my score when I really need a

get-out-of-jail-free card. Like, for example, I’m in jail.

“I AM FROM RIVERDALE.

IT IS THE MURDER CAPITAL

OF THE WORLD.

I’LL BE FINE.”

“AS SOON AS HE HAD

SOMETHING TO GAIN FOR

APOLOGIZING, HE DID. AND

HE DID IT LIKE A MAN:

BEGRUDGINGLY AND ONCE.”

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—Rob (Zoe Kravitz),

leaving a run-in with

a chauvinist,

on High Fidelity

THAT WAS

LIKE

BEING

A WOMAN

IN A

MICHAEL

BAY MOVIE.

I’LL H AVE TO LOOK AT

ANOTHER CRYING MEME.

NOW HE’S GOT ME.

—Michael Jordan, poking fun at himself as he tears up, at Kobe Bryant’s memorial

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Look, have you ever

seen NCIS?

Has anyone you know

ever seen it?

“ N o .”

“ N o .”

But you still believe it

exists. Will, God is NCIS.

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JORDAN: KEVORK DJANSEZIAN/GETTY IMAGES;

KATY KEENE

: DAVID GIESBRECHT/THE CW;

HIGH FIDELITY

: PHILLIP CARUSO/HULU;

WILL & GRACE

: CHRIS HASTON/NBC

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