Each week, we provide a cartoon in need of a caption. You, the reader, submit a caption, we choose
three finalists, and you vote for your favorite. Caption submissions for this week’s cartoon, by Jon Adams,
must be received by Sunday, March 29th. The finalists in the March 16th contest appear below. We will
announce the winner, and the finalists in this week’s contest, in the April 13th issue. Anyone age thirteen
or older can enter or vote. To do so, and to read the complete rules, visit contest.newyorker.com.“I know I don’t look familiar, but, believe me,
I eat here all the time.”
Phil Walker, Fallston, Md.“ There’ll be several hundred of us.”
David Powell, Rome, Ga.“ The last time I was here, I swear they tried to poison me.”
Tom Noone, Worcester, Mass.
“And how do you feel about how she feels about how he feels?”
Liliya Jones, Los Angeles, Calif.