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40 | Rolling Stone | March 2020
The MAGA Mouthpiece
M
ATT GAETZ DOESN’T WANT to
shake my hand when I walk into
his office. Considering what he
is doing, I’m glad he doesn’t. “I
don’t want to get concealer on you,” he ex-
plains, turning away from his mirror to greet
me. “I promise I’m not doing this for effect
for your interview.” A MAC Cosmetics case sits
open on a nearby table. He turns back to the
mirror and resumes dabbing his face. “Go right
ahead with your questions,” he says.
Gaetz, a 37-year-old Republican congress-
man from Florida, is in a rush. It’s mid-January
and a House procedural vote related to Presi-
dent Trump’s impeachment had run long. Now
he’s due in a neighboring House office building
for a Fox Business appearance. Before the vote,
he’d done a hit for Fox News Radio and anoth-
er for War Room, a podcast hosted by former
Trump guru Steve Bannon, former Trump cam-
paign staffer Jason Miller, and former Breitbart
London editor Raheem Kassam. That evening,
he’ll head to a studio to appear live on Hanni-
ty, the premier platform for any Trump-loving
lawmaker. Gaetz is a regular guest.
Outside of maybe President Trump, there
isn’t a politician in Washington who exerts as
much care over his media presence as Gaetz,
who since 2017 has represented Florida’s ultra-
conservative 1st District, a swath of Panhandle
known for its large military presence. He plas-
ters his face across Fox News; he feuds with his
enemies on Twitter; he orchestrates controver-
sial publicity stunts like inviting Holocaust de-
nier Charles Johnson to the State of the Union
in 2018 (Gaetz later claimed he didn’t know
about Johnson’s anti-Semitism), or introduces
dead-in-the-water legislation to disband the En-
vironmental Protection Agency. Following this
year’s State of the Union, he announced plans
to file a bogus ethics complaint against House
Speaker Nancy Pelosi for ripping up a copy of
Trump’s speech.
The result has been headlines, which are
worth their weight in committee assignments in
the reality-TV fun house Trump has fashioned
out of Washington. Gaetz can’t seem to go more
than a week or two without manufacturing a
clickbait-ready piece of chum to throw to the
press, which has largely obliged him.
“Look, after 10 months I figured out that you
only really matter if you can move substantial
sums of money, or substantial blocs of votes,”
PARTY LINE
“It’s almost
a function
of growing up
in a powerful
political
family,” one
Gaetz friend
says. “He’s not
used to his
voice not
mattering.”
On the Hill with Florida
Rep. Matt Gaetz, Trump’s
most shameless loyalist
By RYAN BORT