2020-04-01 TechLife

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AO Air
US$350 | ao-air.com
According to its website AO Air
is functional, fashionable and
future forward, but this
personal air purifier has been
independently tested to be
between five and 50 times
better than any other available
portable purifiers, so if you
want to breathe better air than
your peers, you can’t settle for
anything less. AO Air knows
that even perfect air shouldn’t
get in the way of your looks so
it’s already put its facewear on
the catwalks of New York and
Seoul to make sure all the
people that actually matter,
know that the AO Air mask will
be sci-fi Chic in 2020.


Pawnix
US$200 | pawnix.com
When it comes to high and low
pitched noises, dogs are far
better at hearing than we are,
so there’s every chance that if
we hoomans heard a thunder
clap the way a dog does, we’d
invariably soil ourselves. So
while the PAWNIX Noise
Cancelling Dog headphones
might seem like a ridiculous
tech item, they probably
deserve ca-nine out of 10 for
empathetic design. The
headset works in the same way
as regular noise cancelling
headphones, but Pawnix has
been designed with a mesh
headband that’ll stay on
your pup.


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Dyson Air-Purifier


headphones


Thesoundofsickness:it’slikenoisecancellingforthe coronavirus.
$TBC, ipo.gov.uk/p-ipsum/Case/ApplicationNumber/GB1811994.1

British inventor, Sir James Dyson, is the
man responsible for solving one of the 20th
century’s biggest problems: the vacuum bag


  • so we really shouldn’t be too surprised
    that his attention now turns to the current
    critical issue of providing fresh beats and
    fresh air at the same time. A headphone
    patent filed by Dyson in the UK Intellectual
    Property Office reveals that this OBE
    -awarded designer already has a plan for


how he’ll atmospherically control the
portable biosphere of the future. Basically, a
second band in the Dyson headphones sits
over your mouth and pumps out pristine air
from fans in the drivers. Unfortunately the
system has no way of deterring rotten
music from sullying your otherwise sterile
bubble, but this won’t stop these anti-viral
headphones from going viral.

Hapbee


Don’tworry,beHapbee.
US$746, hapbee.com

Are you sometimes angry or sad? Well you
no longer have to be. Hapbee uses heaps of
‘science’ to divert all those negative
emotions you have away so you never have
to feel them again. Simply set the Hapbee
magnetic neckband to Happy, Alert, Desire,
Relaxed, Calm or Sleepy and the ultra low
radio frequency emitted will use almost
undetectable magnetic forces to suck out
any unwanted emotions. Comedian JP
Sears, who is best known for his influential
YouTube video onHow to Become Gluten
Intolerantsaid he thinks everyone at
Hapbee deserves ‘first place’ for a job well
done on the headset... and we couldn’t
agree more. If the US$750 initial price tag
isn’t exclusive enough for you, you’ll be
pleased to know that Hapbee customers
will need to pay a $19 per month
subscription for ongoing access to their
favourite emotions.

A second band in the
Dyson headphones
sits over your mouth
and pumps out
pristine air from fans
in the drivers.
Free download pdf