Reader\'s Digest Canada - 05.2020

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people in the branch,

including Dave the bar-

tender and six patrons,

also all named Dave.

Geoff strolled in, walked

up to the bar, took a

look around the room

and declared, “I’d like

to buy a beer for every-

one but Dave.”

— DAVID ST AMAND,

Nepean, Ont.

Debt collector: You have

an outstanding bill.

Me: Aw, thank you!

— @ABBIEEXANSXO

Feline Instinct

It’s unfair to say that Scar

murdered Mufasa in

The Lion King. Cats just

have a natural need to

knock things off ledges.

— @PATSATWEETIN

Free Wheeling

Always remember:

you can do a cartwheel

whenever and wherever

you want.

— @CHARSTARLENE

It was dartnight at the

Barrhaven Legion.

There were only seven

I believe in reincarnation
because I know I was
the Trojan guard who
saw the horse and was
like, “Wow, it’s stunning!
Open the gates! Let that
big horse in!”
— JULIO TORRES, comedian

The ads for women’s
shower products always
say things like “Lock in
your moisture” and
“Rejuvenate your pores.”
Meanwhile, men’s ads
are just like “Smell like
hammer, you idiot.”
— @MNATESHYAMALAN

THE BEST JOKE I EVER TOLD

By Tamara Shevon

My life hack for buying wine is the ratio of

alcohol percentage to price. If it’s an eight-

per-cent bottle of wine for $14, that’s a hard no.

But if it’s a 14-per-cent bottle for $8, I’m like,

well, I’ve always wanted to go to Argentina.

Tamara Shevon is a Toronto-based comic and

the host of SOS comedy show. Connect with

her online at tamarashevon.com.

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