2020-04-01 Reader\'s Digest AUNZ

“TheWiFipasswordis:

‘buysomethingorgetout’.”

READER’S DIGEST

TheBestMedicine

ChooseWisely

GENIE:Whatisyourfirstwish?
JOE:I wanttoberich.
GENIE:Granted.Andwhatisyour
secondwish?
RICH:I wantlotsofmoney. @fro_vo

BiteoftheApple

TheCEOofa largecorporationwas
givingadvicetoa juniorexecutive.“I
wasyoung,marriedandoutofwork,”
helectured.“ItookthelastfivecentsI
hadandboughtanapple.I polishedit

andsoldit fortencents.Thenextday

I boughttwoapples,polishedthem,

andsoldthemfortencentseach.”

“Isee,”saidthejuniorexecutive.

“Youreinvestedyourmoneyand

grewa bigbusiness.”

“No,”saidtheCEO.

“Thenmywife’sfatherdiedand

leftmea fortune.” jewel993.com

NeverSayNever

Neveranswerananonymousletter.

YOGIBERR A,BASEBALLPLAYER

LAUGHTER

CARTOON: MIKE SHAPIRO

64 april 2020