In
my
nightstand
By MADELEINE FRANK REEVESDaniel Radcliffe’s nightstand
is high - key c h a otic. T h e
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
star is also ready for ghosts,
so there’s that. Oh, and he’s
go nn a sh ow t his p a g e t o his
mom. Hi, Daniel’s mom!
MY OVERALL
NIGHTSTAND
VIBECluttered and over-
flowing. It’s a mess,
and I’d be lying if I
said I could navigate
it. Thank you for
a s k in g m e t o d o t his
interview, by the
way—it has really
drawn into focus
how urgently I need
to get organized.WHAT’S IN THERE
AT ALL TIMESA crystal dagger,
which I use to kill
ghosts!I WOULDN’T
WANT MY MOM
TO FIND...If I didn’t want her to
find it, why would I
say it here?! She will
definitely read this.MY SNACK
SITUATIONIf there are any in
there, they’re buried
deep and in a very
advanced state of
decay, so I’m proba-
bly better off never
finding them.WHAT’S ON TOP
A light. My keys.
And a random pile
of change.WHAT I STEAL
FROM MY
PARTNER’S SIDEHer moisturizer
HOW I WAKE UP
I have two alarms,
both labeled in all
caps so I’m shouting
Hey at myself.
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