Cosmopolitan US May2020

Celebrities aren’t into

your tiny tat trend

I don’t make the rules!

L a d y G a g a d o e s!

By HANNAH CHAMBERS

il zodiac

symbols,

miniscule pet

pics, delicate

cursive—been

there, Pinned that,

got the targeted

ads to prove it. But

while we normies

spend months

on end debating

whether a subtle

so-hot-rn finger

tattoo could make

us unemployable

and/or our mothers

disown us, famous

people are still out

here inking up their

literal entire bods.

These masterpieces

are the biggest

“they’re most

definitely not like us”

flex since “I clearly

don’t have to carry

any of my own shit”

micro purses. Here’s

a fun little ranking

for ya, from almost

normal size to

absolutely huge.

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1

MILEY CYRUS

She could hide this

art under regular

clothes, but...why?

2

RIHANNA

A “tribute to her

grandma” in the form

of an underboob

Egyptian goddess.

Sure.

3

LADY GAGA

Tried *so* hard not

to make a pun about

how she wasn’t

“born this way,” but

here we are.

4

SCARJO

So sweet! So floral!

So perfect for

pairing with low-

back dresses on a

red carpet!

5

ANGELINA

JOLIE

The OG

trend-bucking

ink fiend.

6

BEN AFFLECK

Show me this

as a warning the

n e x t t i m e I g o t o a

tat parlor and

ask for “something

random.”

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