Cosmopolitan US May2020

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2 ounces vodka

1 ounce water

3 fast-food ketchup

packets

2 Cholula hot sauce

packets

Splash of pickle juice

Pepper packet for

garnish

Not that you should—but you could!

By ARIANA MADIX

You can make cocktails

with

hot sauce

and a water bottle

HEAR ME OUT:

BLOODY

DESPERATE

MARY

Pour the vodka into a

water bottle, then add the

water (FYI, each indented

line on the bottle denotes

an ounce). Add the

ketchup, hot sauce, and

pickle juice. Put on the

cap and shake. Pour over

ice to serve, and garnish

with a pinch of pepper.

love a Bloody Mary. So

Tom Sandoval* and I

created one for our book,

Fancy AF Cocktails. Those

of you in college will appreciate

this most, for obvious reasons, but

what clever adult at some point

has not wondered: Instead of

throwing away this drive-through

swag, what if I drank it? Plus, you

can screw the cap back on and

carry it to brunch. #BYOBtoB, bb.

W

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t,

yo

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too

coolforth

is?

LO

L,wekno

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.hc

*Ariana’s BF, fellow bartender,

and costar on Vanderpump

Rules, the *iconique* reality

show about waitstaff who

bang and drink a lot.

May 2020 Cosmopolitan 73

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