The_New_Yorker_-_March_30_2020

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If '1Ql.J FOLLOW "THESE FEW

SIMPLE RULES;

ARmflGEDDON, 2010 • .o.

WRITERS rouuw AATISTS

'IRE ALSO PRETl" GOOD AT THIS, 6UT THEY llKE (0Cl<1AIL PAR11t.S

ANO ~OPENINGS'' TOO Mll\.11 TO QUALIFY AS TRUE. AUTHORITIES