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and every single per-
son’s car got towed.
— @DXXNYA
One of myfavourite
games to play is “Is
my headache from
dehydration, caffeine
withdrawal, lack of
proper nutrition, my
ponytail, stress, sleep
deprivation, not wear-
ing my glasses or a
brain tumour?”
— @PMILBS
The Leftovers
My signature party dish
is “The One I Realized I
Totally Forgot to Put
Out After the Guests
Were Gone.”
— @COPYMAMA
Dating is just somebody
revealing the grosser
parts of themselves lit-
tle by little until you say
“Okay, that’s enough”
or “Okay, this forever.”
— @AMYSILVERBERG
As a child, I truly did
not understand how
good I had it not hav-
ing to decide what to
eat for dinner every
single night.
— @JONNYSUN
Confidence Boost
If you’re ever feeling
down on yourself, just
remember how in
2018, when I hosted
Thanksgiving for my
family, I told them to
park in the wrong spot
Forgotten Fruit
It’s with a heavy heart
that I announce that I
let another innocent
bunch of bananas rot
on my kitchen counter
for 12 days.
— @BRITTANY_BROSKI
Not to brag, but I hap-
pen to be the reason
why the yoga instructor
stopped saying “There’s
no such thing as a stu-
pid question.”
— @HELLOHAPPY_TIME
“I’m afraid you’re just not my style.”
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