2020-08-01_PC_Gamer_(US_Edition

THE TOP 50 FREE GAMES

HEAD OVER HOOVES: MY HEART
BLEATS FOR YOU

A

n apocalyptic dating sim where
you must make a goat fall in love
with you and then sacrifice it to
save the world from eternal damnation.
Through a number of mini-games, you
must impress your furry friend whilst
keeping your true intentions a secret. It’s a
bittersweet tale of unrequited love. Cute,
funny, and very weird. RW
bit.ly/3fEZR0Y

ALFONZO’S

BOWLING

CHALLENGE

T

his sort-of sports game swerves

away from its premise quickly,

building on its strange version of

bowling until you’re making breakfast and

chopping hair with your bowling ball. TS

kittenm4ster.itch.io/abc

THE BOOK OF BEASTS

AND BUDDIES

An interactive monster

manual filled with curious

creatures. Each page

throws you into a brief

Pokémon-inspired

encounter, and through

interacting with them you

can gather your findings

for the bestiary. A tiny

visual novel that’s funny

from cover to cover. RW

bit.ly/35R5MeV

COOLDOG TEACHES

TYPING

There are plenty of

educational game

parodies, but only one

features a chihuahua-

looking thing as the

teacher. He’s eager to

teach though. If you

learned to type by having a

teacher shout at you, you’ll

appreciate the gentler

methods of Cooldog. JM

bit.ly/2LnO1KR

DR. LANGESKOV, THE

TIGER, AND THE

TERRIBLY CURSED

EMERALD: A

WHIRLWIND HEIST

This team-up of The

Stanley Parable creator

William Pugh and stand-up

comedian Simon Amstell

takes you on a hilarious

journey behind the scenes

of a game falling apart at

the seams RV

bit.ly/3cBBXBq

PET THE PUP AT THE PARTY

T

he story is simple: You’ve

run out of small talk at a

rambunctious house party,

and before anyone notices

how awkward you are, you

must find a pooch and pet it.

It’s a frantic race trying to navigate the

endless corridors and rooms of the house.

You’ll need to dodge random people who

want to talk to you, ignoring them and

following the soft noises of the puppy to

find it. And after all that, what better

reward could there be than a cute new

friend? It’s fun, chaotic, and completely

relatable to those of us that always wind

up hanging out in the kitchen. RW

grey2scale.itch.io/

pet-the-pup

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