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The Golf Life The Digest

5 MEMBER-GUEST STEREOTYPES

▶ The high school drinking buddy who

is still a high school drinking buddy.

▶ The new brother-in-law your wife

insists you’ll “hit it off!” with.

▶ The acquaintance you’re hoping will

invite you to his swankier club.

▶ The high-handicap client who’s like

a 2-iron—strictly a passenger.

▶ The overly competitive guy who

never stops studying the leader board.

golf pix you don’t

see on instagram

• group selfie with
  the foursome you
  just hit into


• artfully lit
  ballwashers


• foot wedge
  highlight videos


• “love how the
  power lines frame
  this hole!”


• close-up of the
  foot-long divot you
  took on a practice
  swing

MATCH THE NUISANCE WITH THE HOME REMEDY

a water, witch hazel, original lis-

terine (yellow) and tea tree oil.

b a paste of cold coffee

and baking soda.

c hold your breath for a minute,

then down a glass of water.

d petroleum jelly.

e walk it off.

f add a cup of apple-cider

vinegar to a cool bath.

g lavender oil, vanilla extract

and lemon juice.

h eat pineapple, which contains

healing enzymes.

1 sunburned skin

2 sunburned lips

3 poison ivy

4 mosquitoes

5 no-see-ums

6 flatulence

answers: 1f, 2d, 3b, 4g, 5a, 6e (c and h are fake)