Reader's Digest - USA (2019-06)

Tee-Hee!

Golf is literally a sport to see

who can play the least golf.

—21Cosner on reddit.com

The safest place

to stand when I hit

a golf ball is directly

in front of me.

—@InkedUpKidder

Golf is a game

in which you yell

“Fore,” shoot six, and

write down five.

—Harold Coffin, writer

As far as I can tell,

the requirements

to be a profes-

sional golfer are

the same as to

be a drag queen:

crazy outfit,

crazy name.

—@gabydunn

Golf is the perfect

thing to do on a

Sunday because

you spend more

time praying on the

course than if you

went to church.

—brockoli117

on reddit.com

The average golfer walks

about 900 miles and drinks

22 gallons of alcohol each

year. Which means golfers get

about 41 miles to the gallon.

—venkman62 on reddit.com

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