I
’veneverplayed
KentuckyRouteZero
before,outoffearof
fallinginlovewitha
workinprogress.
Timepassed,mymindchangedand
theendofthisstrangepaintingofa
gamefinallydrewnear.
Manygamestakeplaceatnight,
thetimeofdaywhenmonsterscome
outorcriminalsgoanddotheirdirty
work.Butsomanypeopleworkat
nightandseea completelydifferent
sideoftheworld,whereeverything
seemsmuchmoresubduedand
peopleperhapsfeelfreetoacta little
differentlyaswell.
AddtothathowKentuckyRoute
Zerotakesplaceinthosetiny
communitiesandlonelyhousesaway
fromthemainroadsofAmerica–
locationsthathaveinspiredgames
likeWheretheWaterTastesLike
WineormuchofNeilGaiman’swork
- andsuddenlythesupernaturaland
justplaineeriedoesn’tfeelso
unlikelyanymore.
I thinkmytaskis todeliver
something,buteverythinginthis
gameis gearedtowardsdistraction.
A ghostaskedmetofixherTV set
whenallI neededweredirections.
ThefirstthingI canthink of,
lookingatherlonelyhousehigh up
ona hill,is ofcourse,whatelse is
shegoingtodoallbyherself than
watchtelevision?
ROADTRIPPIN’
Elsewhere,a groupofbearsinhabits
theirownfloorofanofficebuilding.
Bearsarelargecreatures,they take
upa lotofspaceandtheytake ages at
theprinter.Bestgivethemtheir own
floor.Gamescanbeveryselective
aboutwhatI’msupposedtofind
strange– zombiesandgelatinous
masseswitheyesarestandard fare
now–butKRZhasthisfascinating
wayofmakingmeawareofthe
strangenessofmysurroundings,
simplybyneverremarkingon them
atall.Randomactsofkindness pave
myway.AnywhereI arriveI take the
timefora quickchat,justasyou
woulddoasa lonelysoulon the road,
gettingsparsesocialinteraction
wheneverpossible.
Ratherthanfollowtheplot, I do
nothingbutcruisearoundthe simple
mapduringtheendlessnight,
listeningtothesatisfyinghum of my
truck’sengineuntiloutofnowhere a
buildingappears.
I followstrangenoisesinside or
peekthroughwindowsand
encountermanya lonelysoul
continuingtodotheirworkeven
whentheirbodyhaslongstopped
moving.A bleakAmericanDream.
Game 11. The opposition areallin
the same clan. They’re going tobe
more organised and more strategic
than my group of random players.
Still, I’ve beaten clans before, wejust
need to... oh. One of our teammates
has quit the match. We’re screwed.
I am undone. I lose three of my
four next games. Then, when I login
the next week, things have somehow
gotten worse. Bungie has launcheda
new event, The Revelry, and withit a
special tonic that makes your grenade
ability recharge incredibly fast. With
a full set of the event armour, youget
a new grenade every couple of
seconds. It’s a disaster. I lose mynext
four games in a row, wiping myreset
bonus and then some.
WARLOCK LOCKDOWN
As a Warlock, my character doesn’t
have the best grenades, but I realise
that a significant number of players
struggle to realise when they’re
standing in an arc pulse grenade.
Pretty soon I’m carpet bombing
objectives with area-of-effect
lightning death.
It... works, mostly. There arestill
losses, but also wins that only
happened because I threw so many
grenades that the other team couldn’t
capture the middle point.
In the second week of The
Revelry, after 47 total competitive
games, I finally reach my total. Some
might say I’ve cheesed my way tomy
pinnacle rewards. But do I feel bad?
No. I don’t.
MALINDYHETFELD
THISMONTH
Meanderedthroughthe
Americansouthatnight
ALSOPLAYED
Anno 1800
EnjoyingdilapidatedsightsinKENTUCKYROUTEZERO
“A ghost asked me
to fix her TV set”
Letting the sparks fly.
THE GAMESWELOVERIGHTNOW
NOW PLAYING
You easily accept things work a little
differently around these parts
My advice?
Don’t go in there.