DAN SIPPLE
Disaster Class
My class had been waiting for
largenumbermonths to do a fun chemistry experiment. Today we weregoing to learn how to
verb noun,pluralout of
noun,plural. “First dissolve
one gram of
typeoffruit,pluralin one liter of water. Then
verbthe mixture,” said myteacher, Mr.
typeofpet. Before I finished, he was already giving more instructions. To keep up,
I
past-tenseverba pinch of
nounand threw it into a cup of
liquid.“Now
verbit
adverbendingin-lyfor two minutes,” he said. Trying to hurry, I added a fewnoun,pluraland
noun,plural, then
past-tenseverbit three times. Suddenly the airaround me turned
colorand smelled like
somethinggross. My lab partner dived under the
typeoffurnitureas the mixture began to
verb. Then the experiment
past-tenseverb
all overthe room, covering everyone in
adjectivegoo. I guess that wasn’t quite the reaction I was looking for.BY MARGARET J. KRAUSS
Ask a friend to
give you words to
fill in the blanks
in this story with-
out showing it to
him or her. Then
read out loud
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Di30 MARCH 2017