Just then a man came charging up. He had a big smile
and a necktie with a light bulb on it. He started shouting at
Kim and Kurt.
“Yes!” said the man. “It’s bright at Dwight’s Lights! In
fact, it’s never night at Dwight’s Lights! Dwight likes it
bright! I’m Dwight! Yes, I am the Man of Light! Dwight’s
got big lights! Dwight’s got small lights! Dwight’s got
tall lights! Dwight’s got short lights! Dwight’s got bright
lights and brighter lights! Dwight’s got lights that shut
off when you clap your hands! Dwight sells all kinds of
light—except sunlight. Har, har, har!”
The man seemed to think this was the best joke of all
time. But still he did not stop shouting.
“Yes, Dwight’s lights are out of sight. And Dwight’s
price is without fail the right price! So don’t think twice!
Get a light at Dwight’s! Yes, Miss, if you need a lamp or a
light for your dorm room, you came to the right place! It’s
Dwight’s place!”