Once there was a man named Big Jim who had
a frog.
Big Jim held the frog up and made a speech.
“This here is the best jumping frog in the land!”
he said. “This frog has speed. It can jump three
feet at once. You think your frog can jump? I’ll bet
he can’t jump like my frog! In fact, I got ten bucks
says there’s not a frog in the land can jump as fast
as this frog. This frog hops like the wind. This
frog.. .”