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How to Get the RingY
our man knows what you want: the ultimate commit-
ment—The Ring.
He knows, too, what he needs: you.
It seems obvious, then, that he would get himself to the
jeweler, pick out a nice, hefty diamond, and then plot out an
on-bended-knee proposal that would make the “will you marry
me?” pitch that Grammy award–winning singer Seal made to
supermodel Heidi Klum—he proposed in an igloo he had built
on top of a glacier fourteen thousand feet above sea level—look
like an invitation to the prom.
But your proposal never comes.
And the way your man is acting, it’s not coming anytime
soon.
And so, you wait. And wait. And wait some more.