Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man

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Quick Answers to the

Questions You’ve Always

Wanted to Ask

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f I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: men are
really simple creatures. And there are some subjects we’re
just not going to spend a whole lot of time thinking about—
we’re just going to answer your questions, straight, no chaser.
So I asked a bunch of my female co-workers and associates to
fire some questions at me—things they’ve always wanted to
know that their girlfriends just couldn’t answer for them in a
satisfying way. They asked—I answered. Here it goes: