Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man

3

The Three Things

Every Man Needs

W

omen are complicated creatures. You need stuff.
Lots of it. And you expect your man to provide it,
even if you haven’t explained what it is you need
and want, or even if what you needed and wanted five minutes
ago is wholly different from what you need and want now. In
fact, I’ve said over and over again jokingly that the only way a
woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four
different men—an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gay
guy. Now the four of them combined? They got you covered.