Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man

chitchat—we don’t have time for it. We men are very simple
people: if we like what we see, we’re coming over there. If we
don’t want anything from you, we’re not coming over there.
Period. Please highlight this part right here so you can always
remind yourself the next time a man steps to you: a man always
wants something. Always. And when it comes to women, that
plan is always to find out two things: (1) if you’re willing to
sleep with him, and (2) if you are, how much it will cost to get
you to sleep with him.
That’s his mission in the club.
That’s his charge in the lunchroom at the office.
That’s what he’s up to when he skips past all those seats at
the church and sits down in the pew right next to you.
If a man sees you and asks you how you’re doing, what do
you think he came over there for? He didn’t come over to learn
anything from you, to find out about your interests and likes
and wants. That’s what women do when they’re interested in
getting to know someone. For a man, it’s really less compli-
cated: he liked what he saw from across the room and now he’s
going to go over there and get it. He doesn’t care anything
about your personality or what you do for a living; your friends
mean nothing to him, and whether you know Jesus is irrele-
vant. He just wants to know if he might be able to sleep with
you, and he’s talking to you to determine exactly how much he
has to invest to get what he wants.
When I say, “invest,” I’m not talking solely about monetary