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LAUGH LINES

Proud to announce my

dream of becoming a

criminal lawyer is halfway

complete! Just working

on the lawyer part now.

— @sabrinahamiddd

You can tell which inmates were

involved in organized crime

because their cells are much

neater than the other prisoners’.

— @mstern68

Did you know you

have the right to

remain silent even

when you’re not

being arrested?

Just remember, when

the jury is deciding

between premeditated

murder and man-

slaughter ... it’s the

thought that counts.

— @C00LpenNAME

Saw a police

officer dressed

as a pilot today

and thought

it was weird.

Then I realized

he must be one

of those “plane

clothes cops.”

— @Tmoney68

Whenever I watch

Forensic Files and

realize I’ve already

seen the episode,

I get so mad I could

poison someone in

small amounts every

day for six months.

— @Jeremy_Rowley

Guffaw

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