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What’s the difference between a

poorly dressed man on a unicycle

and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

—Submitted by Gerald wall Batavia, Illinois

a few minutes,” the

beagle says.

“Incredible!” ex-

claims the man. “Does

your boss know what a

prize he has in you? An

animal that can talk!”

Alarmed, the beagle

drops the wastebasket.

“No, don’t tell him!” he

pleads. “If he finds out

I can talk, he’ll make

me answer the phones

too!”

—benefitspro.com

What’s it called when

eating something

exceptionally spicy

makes you feel

exceptionally ill? The

A salesperson stops by

to see one of his busi-

ness customers. Not a

soul is in the office ex-

cept a beagle emptying

wastebaskets.

“I’ll be finished in

“I never should have eaten that third license plate.”

Reader’s Digest

30 may 2019 cartoon by Phil Witte

LAUGHTER

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